Kiwi ways of saying stuff
 

Kiwis don't move house .... they 'shift'
And the teachers don't tell my son off at school ... he says they 'growl' at him.

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My colleagues use brought instead of bought. Threw me a bit when one of them said he had brought another house, cos I have seen the mobile type houses that you can actually move :confused: I know now!!

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Got given a copy of the Beaut Little Book of New Zealand Slang at the expo in London the other week. Thats got some corkers in it such as

Egg shell blonde = Bald man!!!! :D

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Yis :)

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Pin and Pen
You write with a PEEEEENNNN?????
Sounds to us like Pin???

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Mountain Oyster: A sheeps testical.

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My wife is looking fowards to getting a nice big dick :rolleyes:

MAybe one around the back of our house.


Sorry I couldnt resist dick=deck :D

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eh: Said like the letter 'a', this is often used at the end of sentence to prompt a question. For example, "That's a pretty cool car eh". Also replaces the word 'what?' if you didn't hear someone.

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Sweet bro :D

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Sounds like Carlisle :rolleyes:

Everything end in 'Eh' :)

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Brist - part of human anatomy between "nick" and "billy" ;)

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Hope you all been praticing your UE's
said u e as one word...
(Your u turns what you do when you realise you are driving down the road the wrong way!!!!)

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Here we go again....

How to Speak New Zulander
(for bist effict, rid these out aloud)

Milburn - capital of Victoria
Peck - to fill a suitcase
pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
pigs - for hanging out washing with
pug - large pink animal with a curly tail
nin tin dough - computer game
munnwe stroney - soup
min- male of the species
mess kara - eye makeup
mcKennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
leather - foam produced from soap
lift - departed
Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
kittle crusps - potato chips
Ken's - Cairns
jungle bills - Christmas carol
inner me - enemy
guess - vapour
fush - marine creature
fitter cheney - type of pasta
ever cardeau - avocado
fear hear - blonde
ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
ear roebucks - exercise at gym
duffy cult - not easy
amejen - visualise
chuck - very young poultry
bug hut - popular recording
bun button - been bitten by insect
beard - a place to sleep
sucks peck - half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
one doze - well known computer program
brudge - structure spanning a stream
sex - one less then sivven
tin - one more then nine
iggs ecktly - precisely
cuds - children
cuttin - baby cat
sivven sucks sivven - large Boeing aircraft
sivven four sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
earplane - large flying marchine
beggage chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport

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As we came through immigration the Kiwi on the PA was asking for someone to go disc sux, took me ages....ahh desk 6 :D
Also like kuds for kids etc and if you are anything like me, you have to try it out for yourself :)

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Root - have sex, get sex

'rooting' through the cupboard could suddenly become fun ;)