The KIWI BAR
#91
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by karonious
Can I have a quick 21 pints of lager please as I can't stop, meant to be at work. That gentleman over there, yes, that one, the one arguing with the cat over the first few chords of California Dreamin, he said he would pay! Evening Steve....
#92
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by karonious
Can I have a quick 21 pints of lager please as I can't stop, meant to be at work. That gentleman over there, yes, that one, the one arguing with the cat over the first few chords of California Dreamin, he said he would pay! Evening Steve....
Evening Adie, guess I better pay for my darling wife's swift ones, and I'll have a refill if you would. That bloody cat doesn't know anything about the finer chord variations in Mamas and Papas tunes, you'd think he wasn't classically trained!!
Ah, the Power of Love, must be the best of on the jukebox then. We expecting anyone else in here tonight does anyone know?
#93
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by StevieB
You're meant to be at work earning money so I can spend it in here!
Evening Adie, guess I better pay for my darling wife's swift ones, and I'll have a refill if you would. That bloody cat doesn't know anything about the finer chord variations in Mamas and Papas tunes, you'd think he wasn't classically trained!!
Ah, the Power of Love, must be the best of on the jukebox then. We expecting anyone else in here tonight does anyone know?
Evening Adie, guess I better pay for my darling wife's swift ones, and I'll have a refill if you would. That bloody cat doesn't know anything about the finer chord variations in Mamas and Papas tunes, you'd think he wasn't classically trained!!
Ah, the Power of Love, must be the best of on the jukebox then. We expecting anyone else in here tonight does anyone know?
Oscar (the cat) likes to think he's a clever little sod, you just can't argue with him
#94
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by StevieB
Wish my ebay stuff would go that well. Got 0 out of 4 so far. So what's Cat playing for us tonight, the jukebox tunes have finished and I'm out of change.
I'll have a night cap before going to bed thanks.
#95
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Jac&Adie
Theres lots of people browsing the site so maybe one or might strool through the doors.
Oscar (the cat) likes to think he's a clever little sod, you just can't argue with him
Oscar (the cat) likes to think he's a clever little sod, you just can't argue with him
#96
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Jac&Adie
Introducing Oscar:
Did anyone find my wand, think I left it here last nite?
#97
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Hello, hello, can I please have something to take away the taste of chlorine as just in from swimming?
Did anyone find my wand, think I left it here last nite?
Did anyone find my wand, think I left it here last nite?
How would a nice cocktail do, wife suggests sex on the beech
#98
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Jac&Adie
Can't help with the wand, Danny cleaned up earlier - and a mighty fine job he did to, he's a good lad (but don't tell him - it'll go to his head).
How would a nice cocktail do, wife suggests sex on the beech
How would a nice cocktail do, wife suggests sex on the beech
#99
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Liz & Co
Hopefully not stirred with AmLoolah's wand, that Danny has had....!?!?
Sex on the beach after the lengths I've just powered through (2)? I'll have my usual please ... bottle of bolly with an intrevenous drip please.
#100
Re: Kiwi Bar
Evening everyone. Barman's in. Sorry for the delay. Could you two get off the bloody pool table-sick of telling you.
Right. Anyone celebrating? Got 20 bottles of Bolli out the back!
Right. Anyone celebrating? Got 20 bottles of Bolli out the back!
#101
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Has that freak got my wand? He gives enemas for a job. NOOOOOOOO!! I want it packed in container & shipped to Cornwall where it will be fumigated!!
Sex on the beach after the lengths I've just powered through (2)? I'll have my usual please ... bottle of bolly with an intrevenous drip please.
Sex on the beach after the lengths I've just powered through (2)? I'll have my usual please ... bottle of bolly with an intrevenous drip please.
#102
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
Evening everyone. Barman's in. Sorry for the delay. Could you two get off the bloody pool table-sick of telling you.
Right. Anyone celebrating? Got 20 bottles of Bolli out the back!
Right. Anyone celebrating? Got 20 bottles of Bolli out the back!
#103
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Jac&Adie
At last I can give up day job, and get smashed
#104
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
I'm celebrating moving to New Zealand ... passing chest x-ray/medical ... and only having 2 children tonite instead of 4!!!! Yay!!!
#105
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
I'm celebrating moving to New Zealand ... passing chest x-ray/medical ... and only having 2 children tonite instead of 4!!!! Yay!!!