The KIWI BAR
#46
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Jac&Adie
some prat outside just woke the wife up with his horn (car horn that is) and now she wants me to come to bed - prob to much info, but I don't get an offer like that every day
Nitey Nite boys and girls - Enjoy
Nitey Nite boys and girls - Enjoy
#47
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Can't do sing-a-lone, need a wee. Where's the ladies?
#48
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
You out the bog yet? Need a glass of milk please. You want one?
#49
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
You out the bog yet? Need a glass of milk please. You want one?
#50
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by StevieB
What? I thought this was a Non-alcoholic beverage free bar! Here, have a pint of milk stout, it's the closest there is!
#51
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Must have taken wrong turning methinks. Shall have to vacate and try lying down in a darkened room. Have "meeting" tomorrow with bosses, best be sober or they may remove my non-flammable wings!
Pass me your empties please (kitchen towel draped over forearm), 15 minutes into happy hour-til 6am.
#52
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Must have taken wrong turning methinks. Shall have to vacate and try lying down in a darkened room. Have "meeting" tomorrow with bosses, best be sober or they may remove my non-flammable wings!
#53
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by StevieB
My taxi's here, so I'm off. Anyone coming in here for a ploughmans tomorrow for lunch?
#54
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
Thanks for coming-safe journey,tomorrow will be another day of joyous bevvying and general chit chat.
#55
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by karonious
Evening, some drunk on his way out left the door open. Drinks on me as I have come of age - 100 posts. Another 21 pints of lager in my direction please Mr F.
#57
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by karonious
Evening, some drunk on his way out left the door open. Drinks on me as I have come of age - 100 posts. Another 21 pints of lager in my direction please Mr F.
#58
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
Congratulations to you madam!! Are you expecting guests? Would you like a tray? That'll be $42 please. Would you like some complimentary nuts madam?
#59
Re: Kiwi Bar
[QUOTE=karonious]Oh dear, all I have is this $500 bill, and one to yourself my good man. How do you expect me to hold a tray when I am already holding 21, no 20, no 19 pints of lager! As to the nuts, no they always lodge in my throat![/QUOTE
First round on the house methinks.Surely you chew first before you swallow? Helps stop the gagging madam.
First round on the house methinks.Surely you chew first before you swallow? Helps stop the gagging madam.
#60
Re: Kiwi Bar
[QUOTE=danny.f]
Not if you float them in your pint!
Did Steve mention we put the application in the post today - and of course it is now Bank Holiday weekend so we will have to wait even longer to get a reply?
Terrified, worried, elated, apprehensive, can't decide...
Originally Posted by karonious
Oh dear, all I have is this $500 bill, and one to yourself my good man. How do you expect me to hold a tray when I am already holding 21, no 20, no 19 pints of lager! As to the nuts, no they always lodge in my throat![/QUOTE
First round on the house methinks.Surely you chew first before you swallow? Helps stop the gagging madam.
First round on the house methinks.Surely you chew first before you swallow? Helps stop the gagging madam.
Did Steve mention we put the application in the post today - and of course it is now Bank Holiday weekend so we will have to wait even longer to get a reply?
Terrified, worried, elated, apprehensive, can't decide...