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Old Aug 24th 2006, 11:57 pm
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Originally Posted by Jac&Adie
some prat outside just woke the wife up with his horn (car horn that is) and now she wants me to come to bed - prob to much info, but I don't get an offer like that every day

Nitey Nite boys and girls - Enjoy
Can't do sing-a-lone, need a wee. Where's the ladies?
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Old Aug 25th 2006, 12:02 am
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Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Can't do sing-a-lone, need a wee. Where's the ladies?
You out the bog yet? Need a glass of milk please. You want one?
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Old Aug 25th 2006, 12:04 am
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Originally Posted by danny.f
You out the bog yet? Need a glass of milk please. You want one?
Ewww - you've been nominated our barman, what is with the offer of milk? How rude? I'll have another bottle of Bolly please - we're not in Liverpool now!
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Old Aug 25th 2006, 12:05 am
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You out the bog yet? Need a glass of milk please. You want one?
What? I thought this was a Non-alcoholic beverage free bar! Here, have a pint of milk stout, it's the closest there is!
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Old Aug 25th 2006, 12:09 am
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What? I thought this was a Non-alcoholic beverage free bar! Here, have a pint of milk stout, it's the closest there is!
Must have taken wrong turning methinks. Shall have to vacate and try lying down in a darkened room. Have "meeting" tomorrow with bosses, best be sober or they may remove my non-flammable wings!
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Must have taken wrong turning methinks. Shall have to vacate and try lying down in a darkened room. Have "meeting" tomorrow with bosses, best be sober or they may remove my non-flammable wings!

Pass me your empties please (kitchen towel draped over forearm), 15 minutes into happy hour-til 6am.
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Must have taken wrong turning methinks. Shall have to vacate and try lying down in a darkened room. Have "meeting" tomorrow with bosses, best be sober or they may remove my non-flammable wings!
My taxi's here, so I'm off. Anyone coming in here for a ploughmans tomorrow for lunch?
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My taxi's here, so I'm off. Anyone coming in here for a ploughmans tomorrow for lunch?
Thanks for coming-safe journey,tomorrow will be another day of joyous bevvying and general chit chat.
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Old Aug 25th 2006, 12:27 am
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Thanks for coming-safe journey,tomorrow will be another day of joyous bevvying and general chit chat.
Evening, some drunk on his way out left the door open. Drinks on me as I have come of age - 100 posts. Another 21 pints of lager in my direction please Mr F.
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Originally Posted by karonious
Evening, some drunk on his way out left the door open. Drinks on me as I have come of age - 100 posts. Another 21 pints of lager in my direction please Mr F.
Yay, thank the Lord, someone else on my time, who's not tucked up in bed by midnight!! Lets fleece the place? Quadruple anything my friend?!
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am leaving now cus no one spoke to me
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Evening, some drunk on his way out left the door open. Drinks on me as I have come of age - 100 posts. Another 21 pints of lager in my direction please Mr F.
Congratulations to you madam!! Are you expecting guests? Would you like a tray? That'll be $42 please. Would you like some complimentary nuts madam?
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Old Aug 25th 2006, 12:33 am
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Congratulations to you madam!! Are you expecting guests? Would you like a tray? That'll be $42 please. Would you like some complimentary nuts madam?
Oh dear, all I have is this $500 bill, and one to yourself my good man. How do you expect me to hold a tray when I am already holding 21, no 20, no 19 pints of lager! As to the nuts, no they always lodge in my throat!
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[QUOTE=karonious]Oh dear, all I have is this $500 bill, and one to yourself my good man. How do you expect me to hold a tray when I am already holding 21, no 20, no 19 pints of lager! As to the nuts, no they always lodge in my throat![/QUOTE
First round on the house methinks.Surely you chew first before you swallow? Helps stop the gagging madam.
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Old Aug 25th 2006, 12:40 am
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Originally Posted by karonious
Oh dear, all I have is this $500 bill, and one to yourself my good man. How do you expect me to hold a tray when I am already holding 21, no 20, no 19 pints of lager! As to the nuts, no they always lodge in my throat![/QUOTE
First round on the house methinks.Surely you chew first before you swallow? Helps stop the gagging madam.
Not if you float them in your pint!
Did Steve mention we put the application in the post today - and of course it is now Bank Holiday weekend so we will have to wait even longer to get a reply?
Terrified, worried, elated, apprehensive, can't decide...
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