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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Jac&Adie
some prat outside just woke the wife up with his horn (car horn that is) and now she wants me to come to bed - prob to much info, but I don't get an offer like that every day ;)
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Can't do sing-a-lone, need a wee. Where's the ladies?
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
You out the bog yet? Need a glass of milk please. You want one?
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
You out the bog yet? Need a glass of milk please. You want one?
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by StevieB
What? I thought this was a Non-alcoholic beverage free bar! Here, have a pint of milk stout, it's the closest there is! :D
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Must have taken wrong turning methinks. Shall have to vacate and try lying down in a darkened room. Have "meeting" tomorrow with bosses, best be sober or they may remove my non-flammable wings!
Pass me your empties please (kitchen towel draped over forearm), 15 minutes into happy hour-til 6am. |
Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Must have taken wrong turning methinks. Shall have to vacate and try lying down in a darkened room. Have "meeting" tomorrow with bosses, best be sober or they may remove my non-flammable wings!
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by StevieB
My taxi's here, so I'm off. Anyone coming in here for a ploughmans tomorrow for lunch?
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
Thanks for coming-safe journey,tomorrow will be another day of joyous bevvying and general chit chat.
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by karonious
Evening, some drunk on his way out left the door open. Drinks on me as I have come of age - 100 posts. Another 21 pints of lager in my direction please Mr F.
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Re: Kiwi Bar
am leaving now cus no one spoke to me :(
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by karonious
Evening, some drunk on his way out left the door open. Drinks on me as I have come of age - 100 posts. Another 21 pints of lager in my direction please Mr F.
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
Congratulations to you madam!! Are you expecting guests? Would you like a tray? That'll be $42 please. Would you like some complimentary nuts madam?
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Re: Kiwi Bar
[QUOTE=karonious]Oh dear, all I have is this $500 bill, and one to yourself my good man. How do you expect me to hold a tray when I am already holding 21, no 20, no 19 pints of lager! As to the nuts, no they always lodge in my throat![/QUOTE
First round on the house methinks.Surely you chew first before you swallow? Helps stop the gagging madam. |
Re: Kiwi Bar
[QUOTE=danny.f]
Originally Posted by karonious
Oh dear, all I have is this $500 bill, and one to yourself my good man. How do you expect me to hold a tray when I am already holding 21, no 20, no 19 pints of lager! As to the nuts, no they always lodge in my throat![/QUOTE
First round on the house methinks.Surely you chew first before you swallow? Helps stop the gagging madam. Did Steve mention we put the application in the post today - and of course it is now Bank Holiday weekend so we will have to wait even longer to get a reply? Terrified, worried, elated, apprehensive, can't decide... |
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