The KIWI BAR
Nov 26th 2006, 12:34 am
#3076
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Evening all. I've never seen a Saturday so quiet in here!You all saving for Christmas?
Goodnight k&s,sleep well.
Lools avatar is cool! Is that really your arse though mate? Impressive.
Notice at the top of the page my wife called me fattie! Finished work have you? No one to pick on? Typical woman-look for the easy (and biggest) target. And anyway. It's my genes,as the advert goes. It's my underactive microwave to blame. And my overactive appetite. I'm not fat,just big plated!
Goodnight k&s,sleep well.
Lools avatar is cool! Is that really your arse though mate? Impressive.
Notice at the top of the page my wife called me fattie! Finished work have you? No one to pick on? Typical woman-look for the easy (and biggest) target. And anyway. It's my genes,as the advert goes. It's my underactive microwave to blame. And my overactive appetite. I'm not fat,just big plated!
Nov 26th 2006, 12:36 am
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
Evening all. I've never seen a Saturday so quiet in here!You all saving for Christmas?
Goodnight k&s,sleep well.
Lools avatar is cool! Is that really your arse though mate? Impressive.
Notice at the top of the page my wife called me fattie! Finished work have you? No one to pick on? Typical woman-look for the easy (and biggest) target. And anyway. It's my genes,as the advert goes. It's my underactive microwave to blame. And my overactive appetite. I'm not fat,just big plated!
Goodnight k&s,sleep well.
Lools avatar is cool! Is that really your arse though mate? Impressive.
Notice at the top of the page my wife called me fattie! Finished work have you? No one to pick on? Typical woman-look for the easy (and biggest) target. And anyway. It's my genes,as the advert goes. It's my underactive microwave to blame. And my overactive appetite. I'm not fat,just big plated!
i'm supoosed to be baking & orgainising but not getting very far
Nov 26th 2006, 12:40 am
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
Evening all. I've never seen a Saturday so quiet in here!You all saving for Christmas?
Goodnight k&s,sleep well.
Lools avatar is cool! Is that really your arse though mate? Impressive.
Notice at the top of the page my wife called me fattie! Finished work have you? No one to pick on? Typical woman-look for the easy (and biggest) target. And anyway. It's my genes,as the advert goes. It's my underactive microwave to blame. And my overactive appetite. I'm not fat,just big plated!
Goodnight k&s,sleep well.
Lools avatar is cool! Is that really your arse though mate? Impressive.
Notice at the top of the page my wife called me fattie! Finished work have you? No one to pick on? Typical woman-look for the easy (and biggest) target. And anyway. It's my genes,as the advert goes. It's my underactive microwave to blame. And my overactive appetite. I'm not fat,just big plated!
No Poppets, you can not join us in the bar until you throw away all baking equipment - because baking is not big and it's not clever!
Nov 26th 2006, 12:43 am
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Can you do some Lancashire hotpot for the customers for Sunday lunch?
Imagine that with a few pints of wine! Lurvly!
What would you like people? Last contracted night tonight,so on the pop!
Imagine that with a few pints of wine! Lurvly!
What would you like people? Last contracted night tonight,so on the pop!
Nov 26th 2006, 12:43 am
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Yes, it's taken me several hours before noticing that my left buttock is on show - but it's pert and peachy and I'm content with that!!
No Poppets, you can not join us in the bar until you throw away all baking equipment - because baking is not big and it's not clever!
No Poppets, you can not join us in the bar until you throw away all baking equipment - because baking is not big and it's not clever!
, if i don't bake my kids will starve whilst i'm in UK. hubs thinks the fridge & cupboards restock themsleves, you know like tha laundry bin is self emptying. He'll never manage b'fast , lunch & dinner for a week!!
Nov 26th 2006, 12:52 am
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by poppets
, if i don't bake my kids will starve whilst i'm in UK. hubs thinks the fridge & cupboards restock themsleves, you know like tha laundry bin is self emptying. He'll never manage b'fast , lunch & dinner for a week!!
You said in other thread that you have PR and Returning Visitors Visa - is that what I'll have? I was thinking I'll just throw in the odd word like "jangle" and "dick
" and be there forever?!
Nov 26th 2006, 12:53 am
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
Can you do some Lancashire hotpot for the customers for Sunday lunch?
Imagine that with a few pints of wine! Lurvly!
What would you like people? Last contracted night tonight,so on the pop!
Imagine that with a few pints of wine! Lurvly!
What would you like people? Last contracted night tonight,so on the pop!
Nov 26th 2006, 12:57 am
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
My hubby thinks my purse is a cashpoint?! They are crap aren't they?
You said in other thread that you have PR and Returning Visitors Visa - is that what I'll have? I was thinking I'll just throw in the odd word like "jangle" and "dick " and be there forever?!
You said in other thread that you have PR and Returning Visitors Visa - is that what I'll have? I was thinking I'll just throw in the odd word like "jangle" and "dick
" and be there forever?! don't ask me difficult questions but i think they let me back into NZ without too many probs, & i think when it expires thay either give you another 2 yrs one or give you an indefinate one.
it came with our PR so i'm assuming you'll get one too.
Nov 26th 2006, 12:58 am
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
Can you do some Lancashire hotpot for the customers for Sunday lunch?
Imagine that with a few pints of wine! Lurvly!
What would you like people? Last contracted night tonight,so on the pop!
Imagine that with a few pints of wine! Lurvly!
What would you like people? Last contracted night tonight,so on the pop!
ohhhh voddie please, can do lanc hot pot no probs matey boy. did i read that you were doing an extra 2 weeks at work
Nov 26th 2006, 1:07 am
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by poppets
don't ask me difficult questions but i think they let me back into NZ without too many probs, & i think when it expires thay either give you another 2 yrs one or give you an indefinate one.
it came with our PR so i'm assuming you'll get one too.
it came with our PR so i'm assuming you'll get one too.
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Nov 26th 2006, 1:13 am
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Okey dokey, how long till can swap for a blue NZ passport as now hubby & kids ALL have them? How rude ... just me then? (As per bloody usual! )
)errrmmmmm i THINK its 5yrs but i could be (probably am ) wrong
(don't shout at me its not my fault i don't make the rules up)
here join me in a drink
, mines no calories as i have to get into my suit soon (on shit time to wire my jaws up again!!)
Nov 26th 2006, 2:44 am
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Re: Kiwi Bar
I'll have you know I work very hard.......sometimes.....it's just that I'd rather talk to my new friends than give my antibiotics!! I mean,where's the harm there? England are in deep vein trouble. We're crap at cricket.
Nov 26th 2006, 2:53 am
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
I'll have you know I work very hard.......sometimes.....it's just that I'd rather talk to my new friends than give my antibiotics!! I mean,where's the harm there? England are in deep vein trouble. We're crap at cricket.
and rugby
Nov 26th 2006, 3:07 am
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by poppets
and rugby
Yes mate.And rugby,and footy,tennis,table tennis,sailing,running,sleeping,sex, deck-chair hunting,etc. Great at rock n roll,and rowing,and coming second though.
Nov 26th 2006, 3:10 am
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by danny.f
Yes mate.And rugby,and footy,tennis,table tennis,sailing,running,sleeping,sex, deck-chair hunting,etc. Great at rock n roll,and rowing,and coming second though.
its the taking part that counts - esp with sex