The KIWI BAR
Aug 24th 2006, 9:51 pm
#16
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Tony Blair & David Blunkett walked into the bar a minute ago. Loads of people kept walking up to David Blunketts' dog and lifting it's tail up, having a look and walking away again. After several people had done this, Tony Blair walked up to the bar and said to Mandy;
"Why do people keep walking up to our table, lifting the dog's tail to have a look and then walking away again?"
Mandy replied;
"They'd been told there was a dog in here with two arseholes."
Boom, boom!!!
"Why do people keep walking up to our table, lifting the dog's tail to have a look and then walking away again?"
Mandy replied;
"They'd been told there was a dog in here with two arseholes."
Boom, boom!!!
Aug 24th 2006, 9:51 pm
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Tony Blair & David Blunkett walked into the bar a minute ago. Loads of people kept walking up to David Blunketts' dog and lifting it's tail up, having a look and walking away again. After several people had done this, Tony Blair walked up to the bar and said to Mandy;
"Why do people keep walking up to our table, lifting the dog's tail to have a look and then walking away again?"
Mandy replied;
"They'd been told there was a dog in here with two arseholes."
Boom, boom!!!
"Why do people keep walking up to our table, lifting the dog's tail to have a look and then walking away again?"
Mandy replied;
"They'd been told there was a dog in here with two arseholes."
Boom, boom!!!
Very good LOL
What ever your drinking is on the house
Mandy
Aug 24th 2006, 9:53 pm
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by geordie mandy
Very good LOL
What ever your drinking is on the house
Mandy
What ever your drinking is on the house
Mandy
Aug 24th 2006, 9:54 pm
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by geordie mandy
Very good LOL
What ever your drinking is on the house
Mandy
What ever your drinking is on the house
Mandy
Aug 24th 2006, 9:57 pm
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by StevieB
Starting to get a bit busy in here now, Can I get another pint? Oh, and can I run a tab?
Coming up
If ever you fancy a drink and I'm not around Ive left an honesty box .
But you will need to get yourself a permanent barman
Mandy
Aug 24th 2006, 9:57 pm
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
I'll have a magnum of Bolly, thanking you muchly!!
here you go
Enjoy
Mandy
Aug 24th 2006, 9:59 pm
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Re: Kiwi Bar
does this place sell strongbow...dammit I miss my strongbow
Last edited by kwprwn; Aug 24th 2006 at 10:02 pm. Reason: cant bloody spell
Aug 24th 2006, 9:59 pm
#23
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by geordie mandy
Coming up
If ever you fancy a drink and I'm not around Ive left an honesty box .
But you will need to get yourself a permanent barman
Mandy
If ever you fancy a drink and I'm not around Ive left an honesty box .
But you will need to get yourself a permanent barman
Mandy
Danny - want another job
Aug 24th 2006, 10:00 pm
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by geordie mandy
here you go
Enjoy
Mandy
Enjoy
Mandy
Aug 24th 2006, 10:01 pm
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by geordie mandy
here you go
Enjoy
Mandy
Enjoy
Mandy
Can I do my party trick and mouth each optic as aI slide along the bar on my bottom? It's perfectly respectable, have my jimjams on - not a mini skirt?!
Aug 24th 2006, 10:02 pm
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Jac&Adie
Any suggestions for a barman then guys
Danny - want another job
Danny - want another job
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Aug 24th 2006, 10:03 pm
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Methinks an honesty box is fabulous idea - for everybody else. Myself? haven't got an honest bone in my body!
Can I do my party trick and mouth each optic as aI slide along the bar on my bottom? It's perfectly respectable, have my jimjams on - not a mini skirt?!
Can I do my party trick and mouth each optic as aI slide along the bar on my bottom? It's perfectly respectable, have my jimjams on - not a mini skirt?!
Aug 24th 2006, 10:03 pm
#28
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by StevieB
First name that springs to mind isn't he? Wonder if he should, apparently he has a 'condition' ( )
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Aug 24th 2006, 10:05 pm
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by Jac&Adie
Also could be a prob when he's on nites, still theres always that honesty box
Aug 24th 2006, 10:07 pm
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Re: Kiwi Bar
Originally Posted by StevieB
Go on then Loolah. The kids are in bed. mind your wings!!