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Old Aug 24th 2006, 10:51 pm
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Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Tony Blair & David Blunkett walked into the bar a minute ago. Loads of people kept walking up to David Blunketts' dog and lifting it's tail up, having a look and walking away again. After several people had done this, Tony Blair walked up to the bar and said to Mandy;
"Why do people keep walking up to our table, lifting the dog's tail to have a look and then walking away again?"

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"They'd been told there was a dog in here with two arseholes."

Boom, boom!!!
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Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Tony Blair & David Blunkett walked into the bar a minute ago. Loads of people kept walking up to David Blunketts' dog and lifting it's tail up, having a look and walking away again. After several people had done this, Tony Blair walked up to the bar and said to Mandy;
"Why do people keep walking up to our table, lifting the dog's tail to have a look and then walking away again?"

Mandy replied;

"They'd been told there was a dog in here with two arseholes."

Boom, boom!!!

Very good LOL
What ever your drinking is on the house
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Old Aug 24th 2006, 10:53 pm
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Originally Posted by geordie mandy
Very good LOL
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Starting to get a bit busy in here now, Can I get another pint? Oh, and can I run a tab?
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Originally Posted by geordie mandy
Very good LOL
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I'll have a magnum of Bolly, thanking you muchly!!
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Originally Posted by StevieB
Starting to get a bit busy in here now, Can I get another pint? Oh, and can I run a tab?

Coming up

If ever you fancy a drink and I'm not around Ive left an honesty box .
But you will need to get yourself a permanent barman
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Originally Posted by Am Loolah
I'll have a magnum of Bolly, thanking you muchly!!

here you go
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does this place sell strongbow...dammit I miss my strongbow

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Originally Posted by geordie mandy
Coming up

If ever you fancy a drink and I'm not around Ive left an honesty box .
But you will need to get yourself a permanent barman
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Any suggestions for a barman then guys

Danny - want another job
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Originally Posted by geordie mandy
here you go
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Originally Posted by geordie mandy
here you go
Enjoy
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Methinks an honesty box is fabulous idea - for everybody else. Myself? haven't got an honest bone in my body!
Can I do my party trick and mouth each optic as aI slide along the bar on my bottom? It's perfectly respectable, have my jimjams on - not a mini skirt?!
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Originally Posted by Jac&Adie
Any suggestions for a barman then guys

Danny - want another job
First name that springs to mind isn't he? Wonder if he should, apparently he has a 'condition' ( )
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Originally Posted by Am Loolah
Methinks an honesty box is fabulous idea - for everybody else. Myself? haven't got an honest bone in my body!
Can I do my party trick and mouth each optic as aI slide along the bar on my bottom? It's perfectly respectable, have my jimjams on - not a mini skirt?!
Go on then Loolah. The kids are in bed. mind your wings!!
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Originally Posted by StevieB
First name that springs to mind isn't he? Wonder if he should, apparently he has a 'condition' ( )
Also could be a prob when he's on nites, still theres always that honesty box
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Originally Posted by Jac&Adie
Also could be a prob when he's on nites, still theres always that honesty box
Well it's that time. Whiskey time I mean. Just put 50p in the box. Mandy did say 50p a double, right?
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Originally Posted by StevieB
Go on then Loolah. The kids are in bed. mind your wings!!
Just been putting the wife to bed, shes had a hard day breaking ambulances again, women drivers Ha (runs to the loo to hide)
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