Originally Posted by Jack Daws

Should have left it at that


Of course you can.


Give them a rollocking from me


My missus kills me whenever I cook, which is daily. I just buy new ones every week.


I knew no-one would have bought one.


I was saving that one


Me too

Originally Posted by Am Loolah

Tell Kev to get his arse back here, head down to Cornwall and come and project manage my bloody house!!!! You've seen the kitchen now, you can tell how much needs to be done!! The Cleaning Fairy keeps phoning in sick with useless excuses like her wand is down the 24 hour repair shop, her heels won't click since she put on weight etc, etc. All wearing abit thin now. (The excuses, not her!)

We squeezed in Kaikora, it was all we saw of the South Island sadly, it was the most fantastic experience ever! So glad we made the effort.

Originally Posted by Jack Daws

I agree we need more smilies

Originally Posted by kev&sarah

Thanks. Gotta admit that this is thescariest bit so far :scared: everything up to this point has felt right. Bit nerve racking to think that someone else has the power to decide our future...

God I need a drink.

Originally Posted by lardyl

we need a thread demanding MORE SMILIES>>>>>>>MODS<<<<<<<<<MORE SMILIES
I need a wine smilie, a single malt smilie, a rum & coke smilie, a boddies smilie, a banks's smilie ---- and that's just in this thread.......

Originally Posted by Am Loolah

Tell Kev to get his arse back here, head down to Cornwall and come and project manage my bloody house!!!! You've seen the kitchen now, you can tell how much needs to be done!! The Cleaning Fairy keeps phoning in sick with useless excuses like her wand is down the 24 hour repair shop, her heels won't click since she put on weight etc, etc. All wearing abit thin now. (The excuses, not her!)

Originally Posted by kev&sarah

Its supposed to be self cleaning !!!

Originally Posted by kev&sarah

Were you never taught NOT to mix grape and grain !!! I'm not carrying you home...

Originally Posted by Am Loolah

You have to come to Bay of Plenty and amuse me! (Hubby's now siding with 11 year old about having isolated farm and doing a "Good Life" thing ... poor deluded man!!) Come play in the warm tropics on the beach. Will buy Bolly on weekly basis?!

Originally Posted by kev&sarah

I'm considering getting someone to clean my oven before we put the house on the market!!! & before you say it JD no I'm not lazy. Its supposed to be self cleaning !!!

Originally Posted by lardyl

scuse me I have some job related emails to scribe and a dishwasher to load - dont forget the champers still kinda cold in the ice bucket by the jukebox --- pop back in a while //// cya all

Originally Posted by Am Loolah

Surely no prospective purchaser is going to inspect the oven?! How rude! Mind you when man from Britannia called round this morning and I fell down the stairs in my PJ's even I was momentarily embarrassed in bedroom having to close overspilling undies drawer and discreetly kick battery run objects under the bed!!

Originally Posted by kev&sarah

Now you're really gonna hate him... Kev's spending the weekend up in Taurango!!! I'm sorrrryyyyy He's got interviews there on Monday so sprinkle away with your fairy dust

Originally Posted by Am Loolah

Surely no prospective purchaser is going to inspect the oven?! How rude! Mind you when man from Britannia called round this morning and I fell down the stairs in my PJ's even I was momentarily embarrassed in bedroom having to close overspilling undies drawer and discreetly kick battery run objects under the bed!!