karonious

C'MON people....it's not big and it's not clever.............
bwha ha hah haaaaa!

poppets

well they say small ones are more juicy , & its not what you got but how you use it


you didn't mean length did ya , you meant time ......... oh well can you be raring to go again soon

StevieB

Kinda like a satsuma, or an eyedropper...no, I'm not making comparisons!

poppets

well you should know

karonious

Is teaching it tricks clever?

poppets

thats what you're telling us

StevieB

C'mon guys, this is turning into a 3 - 5 word story, which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact I'm getting complex...I mean A complex...no, maybe right the first time.

poppets

depends what tricks it does, obvisusly one of the tricks isn't to tickle your tonsils

poppets

give over you love the attention

karonious

I'd like to see that: my tonsils are in a jar of formaldehyde in a hospital in Aberdeen!

StevieB

Of course!...bottoms up (I'm talking about your drink!). Want a refill? (yes, still talking about the drink!)

poppets

now i'm dissapointed , but yes i'll have another (and a drink!!)

poppets

now then that would be BIG & clever

StevieB

And so will I. Scootch up a bit, you're hogging the matress! Go on, shove the emperor over and pass me a pillow!

poppets

there you go honey, even fluffed it up for you !!
emperor is asleep, not snoring yet , but give him time, although he did awake slightly when you entered & then went back to the land of nod