Spudgun

I have a Stage 2 Offshore Pedestal Crane Operators License. Need I say anymore.....

.......well, that was handy.......NOT.

Living the dream.

simonmarkellis

You mean you didn't do the stage 1? You lucky git!!!!

Spudgun

I know, I couldn't believe my luck. If only I had got to stage three though. Now that would have been something ........................NOT

ex_exile

CSE? bloody hell, I found my CSE certificates a while back, I'd totally forgotten that I had a CSE in Technical Drawing

Batty

I did that too - but it's actually come in very useful from time to time

I've got a list a yard long - some people are course junkies and I'm one of them. I've got a certificate in accounting and I've never used it - it cost my employers nearly STG£4,000

I was looking forward to getting another recently - release the actor within but on the first night my MIL had a heart attack! I obviously didn't go and then I sort of let it slide - feel bad about it now but.... I'll do it another time

Bo-Jangles

I forgot how clever I was I have some crackers! Kept them all on file in case an opportune occasion presented itself, where they might be useful.

10 Metres Swimming Certificate (Circa 1972)
BAGA Level 4 Gymnastics (Circa 1975)
Amateur Athletics 2* Certificate (1982)
Trampolining Competition Runner-up (Circa 1982)
CSE German Grade 5 Was not by best subject.
Pitmans 25wpm Typing
Defensive Driving (quite useful afterall for NZ)
Time Management One Day Course
First Aid Certificate


I got a 'Certificate of Appreciation' *vomit* from my old job, after toiling for two years on a project.

Joshlin

I have a City & Guilds in Abrassive Wheel Mounting and Dressing

Lee

Spudgun

Joshlin, you are a god.

saritabear

Absolutely wicked. I've been reading through all the replies this morning and there are some absolute corkers!

I must say you are a qualified (!?!) lot of people and I will be proud to call you my compatriots soon!

See - all this talent has left the UK, no wonder its in a state of decline. Theres no more trampolining, crane operating, abrasive wheel mounting, customer efficient, calm people left here any more!!!

Brill!

Bo-Jangles

I'm also licensed to operate a fire extinguisher.

RobClubley

I used to work with an accountant who had a licence to vibrate chickens

Juswus

Bo-Jangles

Errm, why would you want to do that?

ex_exile

You could get into trouble vibrating chickens without a licence

RobClubley

Her summer job one year was doing research into the effects of long distance transport on chickens!! They apparently had a giant chicken vibrator or something!