I have a dream
I have just had a what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.
Lets Buy Tasmania. Bear with me all will become clear. The Aussies dont want it. It already has a climate alot like the UK, but a bit warmer. Ideal for your average pom. It has a city already. Build a Marks and Sparks, a Tesco and a Next Build a couple of pubs out of old stone and stick an old pushbike on the wall with a few hand pull pumps and jar of picked eggs at one side of town. On the other side build lots of things called bars with shiney stainless steel fittings. Move the British tabloid press there and a Jaffa Cake factory. Set up a shop for shoes, coats, tea bags, and vacuums. Make everyone re take a driving test 17 times until we are happy they can deal with roundabouts. (obviously except us, we are all perfect) Open a Indian Resturant. Build a big old castle, then kick it over, so we have something to drag the kids round at the weekend. Employ full time entertainers to pop by daily to ensure that we dont get bored. We could even get Tom Baker to work on customs and call it little britain. Not Britain, but with everything there is in Britain. Perfect. |
Re: I have a dream
Sorted :beer:
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Re: I have a dream
Have you lot been eating those mushrooms from out in the garden?
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I guess we could call the inhabitants
Tam Poms .......I'll get my coat. |
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better still, leave it exactly as it is, fill it with arrogant arseholes, and call it New Zealand?
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Re: I have a dream
Originally Posted by Catchafire
(Post 9752952)
I guess we could call the inhabitants
Tam Poms .......I'll get my coat. |
Re: I have a dream
Originally Posted by sheene
(Post 9752979)
better still, leave it exactly as it is, fill it with arrogant arseholes, and call it New Zealand?
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Re: I have a dream
Originally Posted by sheene
(Post 9752979)
better still, leave it exactly as it is, fill it with arrogant arseholes, and call it New Zealand?
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Re: I have a dream
Originally Posted by Woodlea
(Post 9752992)
Where will you get all these arrogant arseholes? Maybe Queensland?
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Re: I have a dream
Originally Posted by Catchafire
(Post 9752993)
That is out of order mate.
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Re: I have a dream
I,m sorry kids but i agree with Mr Sheene there are some complete pricks here :(
Neil |
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I think I've finally figured out what a "troll" is on forums.
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Re: I have a dream
Originally Posted by sheene
(Post 9752996)
Not a chance, they are all really lovely people here - I feel really at home. Doubt you would fit in though. Sorry.
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Re: I have a dream
Originally Posted by Woodlea
(Post 9753010)
I'm sure you're right, I wouldn't fit in at all if they are all like you :)
Australia is a world apart from NZ in the way it appreciates the skills you can bring. We are treated with respect and dignity here, something which was sorely lacking in NZ and was one of the main reasons for leaving. You had better wise up NZ - you need people from the UK far more than they need you. |
Re: I have a dream
Originally Posted by Catchafire
(Post 9752952)
I guess we could call the inhabitants
Tam Poms .......I'll get my coat.
Originally Posted by sheene
(Post 9752979)
better still, leave it exactly as it is, fill it with arrogant arseholes, and call it New Zealand?
Originally Posted by Jan n Neil
(Post 9752999)
I,m sorry kids but i agree with Mr Sheene there are some complete pricks here :(
Neil
Originally Posted by sheene
(Post 9753013)
Australia is a world apart from NZ in the way it appreciates the skills you can bring. We are treated with respect and dignity here, something which was sorely lacking in NZ and was one of the main reasons for leaving.
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