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I Couldn't Organise A Piss-Up in Christchurch!

Old Apr 24th 2007, 6:31 am
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Because I am a man, and cannot heed advice, I ploughed ahead and tried to organise a bloke's night out.

Some chaps even said it would be a good idea, and that they'd enjoy a night of humour, wit and sparkling expat repartee.

Unfortunately that's where the story ends.

I admit, I am not an organiser.

Apologies to those who said that a drink last Saturday would be a great thing.

It's true: I choked, bottled it, and copped out. Well, actually I forgot, but why let that get in the way of a good post.

Expect the Tonster to take control in anything organisational from now on.

Fifty lashes for me, and off to bed with no supper. Can't wait

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Old Apr 24th 2007, 8:41 pm
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Hey Wiz

Yep 50 lashes and 24 hours in the barbed wire Y fronts should sort you out.
After your whack on the bonce it probably wasn't such a bad thing really.
Lets sort it out for another night. Shall we gather likely suspects and sort a night?


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Hey Wiz

Yep 50 lashes and 24 hours in the barbed wire Y fronts should sort you out.
After your whack on the bonce it probably wasn't such a bad thing really.
Lets sort it out for another night. Shall we gather likely suspects and sort a night?


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Sounds like a plan to me mate. Second time lucky eh? When's looking good for you?
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As it looks at the moment any Saturday night would be good for me, nothing looming on the horizon but subject to change at short notice. You know how it is.

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