how to speak new zulander
 

Been a while since I last posted this.... always good for a giggle....

How to Speak New Zulander
(for bist effict, rid these out aloud)

Milburn - capital of Victoria
Peck - to fill a suitcase
pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
pigs - for hanging out washing with
pug - large pink animal with a curly tail
nin tin dough - computer game
munnwe stroney - soup
min- male of the species
mess kara - eye makeup
mcKennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
leather - foam produced from soap
lift - departed
Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
kittle crusps - potato chips
Ken's - Cairns
jungle bills - Christmas carol
inner me - enemy
guess - vapour
fush - marine creature
fitter cheney - type of pasta
ever cardeau - avocado
fear hear - blonde
ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
ear roebucks - exercise at gym
duffy cult - not easy
amejen - visualise
chuck - very young poultry
bug hut - popular recording
bun button - been bitten by insect
beard - a place to sleep
sucks peck - half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
one doze - well known computer program
brudge - structure spanning a stream
sex - one less then sivven
tin - one more then nine
iggs ecktly - precisely
cuds - children
cuttin - baby cat
sivven sucks sivven - large Boeing aircraft
sivven four sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
earplane - large flying marchine
beggage chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport

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Ha Ha - nice one Cottage - what a laugh, I can see some confusion and funny looks when we get there...

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You taking the pess or phat?

Kiwi
:D

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Try this dictionary http://www.chemistry.co.nz/kiwi.htm
;)

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My OH likes it when they ask if they can sit on his 'dick'.

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Unless I'm mistaken, you've missed out the very popular kiwi friday night supper of "fush and chaps)..

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I'm going to print this thread off for the kids -

My daughter (who is really good at spelling) couldn't understand why she hadn't got her spelling test right - until she realised that a "fince" was actually spelt fence.
My son almost got expelled when he had finished a page of work and asked if he could have another sheet.

Also lost in translation was the conversation between my daughter and her new best (kiwi) friend:
friend - "do you want to share my chips" ie crisps to us Brits
daughter (enviously) - have you got chips in your lunch box?
friend (puzzled) - yes
daughter (enviously) - are they hot?
friend (puzzled) - no
daughter (disgusted) - no thanks!!!

:D

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i thought one of my Kiwi colleagues was being very disparaging towards us UK peeps when he referred to 'silly britties'. I had to ask him twice before I realised he was in fact saying 'celebrities!' :lol:

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:rofl: :rofl: bless her:)

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This one always makes me laugh....... I think it was Mitre10 who used to (may still do) an advert on tv which used to go along the lines of

"get youself down here and get everything you need to build yourself a big DICK!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Used to crease me up every time.

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I had to laugh ands showed it to my kiwi pal who thought it was so funny.
It is so true!!!!

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I printed this off last time you posted it and I still have trouble understanding the kiwi accent! I found the lady at NZIS difficult to understand - had to get her to repeat herself a lot! We recently phoned the drama school in Welly to talk about daughter going there, boy it was hard to understand over the phone!
IMO more difficult than Aussie accent.

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My sons teacher asked us if he had problems with his hearing as when she spoke to him he just looked at her blankly. She hadn't considered that the poor boy just couldnt understand a word of her New Zealand accent!

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That's too funny! :lol:

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what a fantastic thread

and sooooo true!

karma to you (wouldn't let me leave you karma...sorry)