favourate quotes of your kids
Jan 22nd 2008, 9:11 am
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
My son (6 at the time ) and myself were in a queue at the local Post Office. Directly behind us was a Muslim lady dressed from head to toe in a black outfit. Only her eyes were visible, my son turned round and said "peek a boo, I can see you"
I needed the ground to open up
I needed the ground to open up
Jan 22nd 2008, 9:12 am
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
My 18mth old nephew has just started playing peek-a-boo, couldn't play with him I was laughing so much thinking of your son.
Jan 22nd 2008, 9:42 am
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
This just happened this evening...
My 12 year old daughter is telling a joke which involves the use of the word 'Dick'.
I tell her she shouldn't really be telling jokes with that word in.
My 7 year old pipes up - 'why whats a Dick?'
My husband quickly intervenes and says 'Its short for Richard'
To which my 7 year old asks 'Why whats a Richard???'
Well talk about piss myself laughing!!!
My 12 year old daughter is telling a joke which involves the use of the word 'Dick'.
I tell her she shouldn't really be telling jokes with that word in.
My 7 year old pipes up - 'why whats a Dick?'
My husband quickly intervenes and says 'Its short for Richard'
To which my 7 year old asks 'Why whats a Richard???'
Well talk about piss myself laughing!!!
Jan 22nd 2008, 12:52 pm
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
This just happened this evening...
My 12 year old daughter is telling a joke which involves the use of the word 'Dick'.
I tell her she shouldn't really be telling jokes with that word in.
My 7 year old pipes up - 'why whats a Dick?'
My husband quickly intervenes and says 'Its short for Richard'
To which my 7 year old asks 'Why whats a Richard???'
Well talk about piss myself laughing!!!
My 12 year old daughter is telling a joke which involves the use of the word 'Dick'.
I tell her she shouldn't really be telling jokes with that word in.
My 7 year old pipes up - 'why whats a Dick?'
My husband quickly intervenes and says 'Its short for Richard'
To which my 7 year old asks 'Why whats a Richard???'
Well talk about piss myself laughing!!!
20 minutes later after exhausting every possible thing we gave up.
Woad
Jan 22nd 2008, 10:32 pm
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
me - "Zara you're my number 1"
Zara - "Daddy , you're my number 3" - I can understand who number 1 is but who's number 2 ??????????
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Zara - "Daddy , you're my number 3" - I can understand who number 1 is but who's number 2 ??????????
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Jan 23rd 2008, 4:57 am
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
Today I asked my son (age 5) if he was hearing me because I was telling him that his parents were splitting up and I really needed him to actually hear what I was saying.....
And he said 'Of course I can hear you mummy. I have got ears you know!' in a highly offended tone.
And he said 'Of course I can hear you mummy. I have got ears you know!' in a highly offended tone.
Jan 23rd 2008, 5:52 am
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
"How do you get pregnant?"
I gave the usual standard answer of "The daddy puts the seed into the mummy" (which has always been enough of an answer in the past lol) to which the dreaded question "HOW" followed by "does he just put the seeds in a cup of tea, mix it and make you drink it?"
I gave the usual standard answer of "The daddy puts the seed into the mummy" (which has always been enough of an answer in the past lol) to which the dreaded question "HOW" followed by "does he just put the seeds in a cup of tea, mix it and make you drink it?"
Worked fine until recently asked - how do they do the special cuddle exactly?
I am NOT looking forward to those questions coming! 
Jan 23rd 2008, 6:09 am
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
up untill i was 10 my parents had a car then they got divorced and then there was no car
one day mum and i was going to manchester on the bus i got on and said not to quitely " are we going on holiday " mum replied no why?"
well is n't this how poor people go on holiday by going on a bus which i said at the top off my voice !!
i have never seen my mum blush so much she had steam coming out of her ears t
one day mum and i was going to manchester on the bus i got on and said not to quitely " are we going on holiday " mum replied no why?"
well is n't this how poor people go on holiday by going on a bus which i said at the top off my voice !!
i have never seen my mum blush so much she had steam coming out of her ears t
Jan 23rd 2008, 7:59 am
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
I have 2 daughters, Victoria and Sophie. OH was tickling and carying on with Victoria, throwing her in the air and making her squeal, you know, one of these occassions when you think you have married the perfect man?
I said to her "Who's got the best daddy in the world , then"
To which she replied "Eleanor"
I said to her "Who's got the best daddy in the world , then"
To which she replied "Eleanor"
Jan 23rd 2008, 8:02 am
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
I have 2 daughters, Victoria and Sophie. OH was tickling and carying on with Victoria, throwing her in the air and making her squeal, you know, one of these occassions when you think you have married the perfect man?
I said to her "Who's got the best daddy in the world , then"
To which she replied "Eleanor"
I said to her "Who's got the best daddy in the world , then"
To which she replied "Eleanor"
Fabulous!
Jan 23rd 2008, 1:33 pm
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Re: favourate quotes of your kids
Okay, very last one.
Victoria was 4 and we were discussing one of my more manly looking girl friends. Victoria said something about "him".
I corrected her and said "You mean 'her'"
She said "No, him"
I said "No. Her! Nicola is a girl"
She said "No hims not"
I said "Yes she is"
This went on for a bit until I said, "No, Nicola is a girl, she's got boobs"
Victoria looked confused and said "But men have boobs too"
I expalined that they didn't to which she replied
"My daddy does"
Victoria was 4 and we were discussing one of my more manly looking girl friends. Victoria said something about "him".
I corrected her and said "You mean 'her'"
She said "No, him"
I said "No. Her! Nicola is a girl"
She said "No hims not"
I said "Yes she is"
This went on for a bit until I said, "No, Nicola is a girl, she's got boobs"
Victoria looked confused and said "But men have boobs too"
I expalined that they didn't to which she replied
"My daddy does"