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Charismatic

Sep 25th 2013 7:40 am

Dick protection

Perfect advice for expats:

Catchafire

Sep 25th 2013 8:06 am

Re: Dick protection

LMAO

The wife and I are going to give the "dick" a good oiling this weekend. She said if its too rough, we might have to sand it down a bit, before she can use it.

old.sparkles

Sep 25th 2013 8:20 am

Re: Dick protection

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catchafire (Post 10916911)

LMAO

The wife and I are going to give the "dick" a good oiling this weekend. She said if its too rough, we might have to sand it down a bit, before she can use it.

So you have a large 'dick' then - will you be at it all weekend :lol:

Charismatic

Sep 26th 2013 2:03 am

Re: Dick protection

Quote:

Originally Posted by old.sparkles (Post 10916919)

So you have a large 'dick' then - will you be at it all weekend :lol:

You don't dilly-dally around when it comes to a mans dick anyway.

Catchafire

Sep 26th 2013 5:39 am

Re: Dick protection

Quote:

Originally Posted by old.sparkles (Post 10916919)

So you have a large 'dick' then - will you be at it all weekend :lol:

It's true, it's proportions are particularly heroic. I find its big enough to entertain a large number of people at the same time.

old.sparkles

Sep 26th 2013 8:14 am

Re: Dick protection

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catchafire (Post 10918487)

It's true, it's proportions are particularly heroic. I find its big enough to entertain a large number of people at the same time.

:rofl:

burbschook

Sep 26th 2013 7:53 pm

Re: Dick protection

Hubby changed his dick to a concrete one .... hard all year round now

scrubbedexpat094

Sep 27th 2013 5:25 am

Re: Dick protection

Hubby has two dicks. The front one is much smaller that the back one.

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