Dad at the Mall
Dec 10th 2007, 9:27 pm
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Dad at the Mall
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court when I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter
old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter
old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Dec 10th 2007, 9:47 pm
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Re: Dad at the Mall
Dec 10th 2007, 9:54 pm
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Re: Dad at the Mall
Nice one! 
Dec 11th 2007, 6:19 am
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Re: Dad at the Mall
I love it, good on him.
Dec 11th 2007, 6:57 am
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Re: Dad at the Mall
just p@ssed myself. very funny
Dec 11th 2007, 8:27 am
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Bloody hilarious.......now tell me where you were so I can go check out the funky haired boy and just stare and laugh.
And then if he asks why I am laughing, I can remind him of what your dad said.
Excellent comeback. I must meet him for some ideas for when the rellies start being sarcastic.
Anyway, when we meeting up for drinks??
Nici
And then if he asks why I am laughing, I can remind him of what your dad said.
Excellent comeback. I must meet him for some ideas for when the rellies start being sarcastic.
Anyway, when we meeting up for drinks??
Nici
