Butt Measurements
 

Butt Measurements



A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the




man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big,




I mean reeeally big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.'






With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the




grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured




his wife's bottom.






'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'






The woman chose to ignore her husband.




Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky.




He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him




off 'What's wrong?' he asks. ..............................





She answers:




'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little sausage?'


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