Brilliant Diet to help with stress
Sep 20th 2010, 11:05 am
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Brilliant Diet to help with stress
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day
BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice Wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk
LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
Stressed is desserts spelt backwards
BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice Wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk
LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
Stressed is desserts spelt backwards
Sep 20th 2010, 1:30 pm
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Re: Brilliant Diet to help with stress
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day
BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice Wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk
LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
Stressed is desserts spelt backwards
BREAKFAST
1 Grapefruit
1 slice Wholemeal toast
1 cup skimmed milk
LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 biscuit
AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the biscuits from the packet
1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping
DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 chocolate bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
Stressed is desserts spelt backwards
Sep 20th 2010, 1:33 pm
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Re: Brilliant Diet to help with stress
Alternatively roll yourself a fat joint. No fat, no sugar and all natural 
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Sep 21st 2010, 12:09 am
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Re: Brilliant Diet to help with stress
Thats my kind of diet!! 
Sep 21st 2010, 6:20 am
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Re: Brilliant Diet to help with stress
Yep, that sounds exactly like the diet I'm on - start off with all the good intentions at breakfast, get to work and it's all downhill from there (if I'm in the coffee shop before 10am I *know* it's going to be a really bad day 
and if I'm in there twice in one day then all is definitely lost )
I just want to know why my doctor doesn't seem to understand the women's diet? Easy for him to tell me to lose weight
and if I'm in there twice in one day then all is definitely lost )I just want to know why my doctor doesn't seem to understand the women's diet? Easy for him to tell me to lose weight
Oct 5th 2010, 11:02 am
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Re: Brilliant Diet to help with stress
Thank goodness it's a joke....I was about to pour cold water on it, had it been a serious thread lol.
