Breaking news today ....
 

Another stunning piece of in-depth analysis and informed commentary on the leading matters of the day. You heard it here first:

Four people rescued from lift in Rotorua Hotel | Stuff.co.nz

Filling in the gaps of how the operation would have played out. :rofl:

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I thought this thread was going to be about gagging orders about the famous bloke and the threesome. Not sure if I agree with this gagging order thing, people could land yourself in hot water for breaching an injection you didn't even know existed.

What next, caught fighting on a Saturday night but want to keep it in the closet? Its getting more and more absurd. Only upshot is I suppose they'll just have to talk it over in private.

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And here was me thinking it was going to be another slow news day

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One of the 'most popular' news stories of yesterday: a headline you might expect to come from the News of the World in 1975. :rofl:

Nelson bar hires 'lingerie waitress' to boost business | Stuff.co.nz

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I get the Times on Kindle each evening (nostalgia) which is wall to wall disaster, rape, govt incompetence ..... how nice in NZ to get (other than a little Maori activist propaganda) mainly village news.

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Headline story in latest breaking news today ...

Firefighter's Mass Rescue Effort

Volunteer fire brigade rescue ducklings from drain after 111 call | Stuff.co.nz

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And the stories always ended with
"At that point our undercover reporters left the party"