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May 2nd 2007, 4:01 am

#16

Suicide Sheep

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Re: Bit of Fun - Job Predictor

If you type in suicide sheep, it's says "teaching pensioners to drive"

May 2nd 2007, 4:01 am

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Lexylou

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Re: Bit of Fun - Job Predictor

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Originally Posted by simonmarkellis

How well does he know you?

Burt badger knows EVERYTHING. You should know that.... Now... down on your knees man!

May 2nd 2007, 4:02 am

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Lexylou

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Originally Posted by Suicide Sheep

If you type in suicide sheep, it's says "teaching pensioners to drive"

it could be worse..... no wait a minute.... that would be as bad as it gets!!!

May 2nd 2007, 4:14 am

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Re: Bit of Fun - Job Predictor

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Originally Posted by Burt Badger

LOL.........Ideal job - Professional Tramp!

The worrying thing is, is that when I typed in my real name it came back as Suicide Bomber!

Burt

I just tried Tony Blair and got the same answer! Are you one and the same?

May 2nd 2007, 6:00 am

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sirplug

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Re: Bit of Fun - Job Predictor

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Originally Posted by simonmarkellis

If you can open this excel spreadsheet, type in your username and see what your ideal job would be. Mine's a Nursery Teacher, but you'll get a laugh out of some of them

Try SirPlug or Burt Badger...

Let us know

Excellent.........you had all better beware!!!

May 2nd 2007, 6:13 am

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uk+kiwi

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Re: Bit of Fun - Job Predictor

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Originally Posted by simonmarkellis

Hmm - not good.

My user name comes out with 'garden gnome'

and my real name is something quite unlawful, except in NZ!

May 2nd 2007, 6:23 am

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Re: Bit of Fun - Job Predictor

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Originally Posted by sirplug

Excellent.........you had all better beware!!!

So it's not a job your after in NZ its a contract for someone?

May 2nd 2007, 6:31 am

#23

shell and mark

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Re: Bit of Fun - Job Predictor

im a lumberjack ......and I'm ok ....

May 2nd 2007, 8:59 am

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Burt Badger

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Re: Bit of Fun - Job Predictor

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Originally Posted by simonmarkellis

I just tried Tony Blair and got the same answer! Are you one and the same?

My cover is blown. I have just been trying to stem the tide of voters abandoning the UK under my governmet. Still I plan to retire in the very near future, so sod it!

Burt