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craigjohnstone Mar 30th 2012 12:34 am

Auckland Beer Festival tomorrow.
 
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." Cliff Claven (Cheers)[/I]

So, I'm off to the Auckland Beer festival tomorrow to feel smarter. Anyone else venturing down there? Drop us a PM if you are and fancying talking buffalo. Leave us your Mobile number and I'll send you one back. Few of us from this site who have been 'grazing' for the last year are meeting up but it's always good to keep growing the herd.

Keep living the dream.

Craig

rogercruse Mar 30th 2012 5:11 pm

Re: Auckland Beer Festival tomorrow.
 
Hope to see you there!

We met about a year ago at Browns Bay.


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