Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
Dec 2nd 2005, 10:20 am
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Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
1. You end every sentance with "Aye"
2. You start using words like "awesome" and "heaps" as superlatives
3. You can get drunk on 1 bottle of Steinlager
4. You know what they are talking about when the weatherman says there is going to be a sou'westerly change...
5. You start shopping at Smiths City because Kmart and the Warehouse are soo downmarket
any other offers?
2. You start using words like "awesome" and "heaps" as superlatives
3. You can get drunk on 1 bottle of Steinlager
4. You know what they are talking about when the weatherman says there is going to be a sou'westerly change...
5. You start shopping at Smiths City because Kmart and the Warehouse are soo downmarket
any other offers?
Dec 2nd 2005, 1:44 pm
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Re: Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
When football just doesn't mean football
When you cook vegetables on the barbie
When you cook vegetables on the barbie
Dec 2nd 2005, 4:45 pm
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Re: Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
....you run out of money.....?
Dec 2nd 2005, 5:04 pm
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Re: Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
..You think the South Island is another country..... 
Dec 2nd 2005, 5:25 pm
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Re: Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
Originally Posted by Buzzy--Bee
....you run out of money.....?
Dec 2nd 2005, 7:32 pm
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Re: Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
Originally Posted by Pompey_Paul
LMAO
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Dec 2nd 2005, 7:45 pm
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Re: Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
You catch yourself saying Yis instead of Yes.
The chocolate starts tasting normal
The chocolate starts tasting normal
Dec 2nd 2005, 8:10 pm
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Re: Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
Originally Posted by turkeytickler
1. You end every sentance with "Aye"
2. You start using words like "awesome" and "heaps" as superlatives
3. You can get drunk on 1 bottle of Steinlager
4. You know what they are talking about when the weatherman says there is going to be a sou'westerly change...
5. You start shopping at Smiths City because Kmart and the Warehouse are soo downmarket
any other offers?
2. You start using words like "awesome" and "heaps" as superlatives
3. You can get drunk on 1 bottle of Steinlager
4. You know what they are talking about when the weatherman says there is going to be a sou'westerly change...
5. You start shopping at Smiths City because Kmart and the Warehouse are soo downmarket
any other offers?
2. Your only foot wear are gum boots and jandals
3. You think about buying a ute
4. You have a opinion on the " Falcon vs Holden " arguement
Dec 2nd 2005, 9:59 pm
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Re: Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
Originally Posted by Pompey_Paul
When football just doesn't mean football
When you cook vegetables on the barbie
When you cook vegetables on the barbie
Dec 2nd 2005, 10:16 pm
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Re: Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
You start talking chinese or korean!
Dec 3rd 2005, 1:18 am
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Re: Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
Sweets are Lollies
You go to out somewhere and don't bother putting shoes on the children, don't bother even brushing your own hair or looking in the mirror.
Ask for chips (when you want crisps).
You go to out somewhere and don't bother putting shoes on the children, don't bother even brushing your own hair or looking in the mirror.
Ask for chips (when you want crisps).
Dec 3rd 2005, 5:23 am
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Re: Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
Originally Posted by turkeytickler
1. You end every sentance with "Aye"
2. You start using words like "awesome" and "heaps" as superlatives
3. You can get drunk on 1 bottle of Steinlager
4. You know what they are talking about when the weatherman says there is going to be a sou'westerly change...
5. You start shopping at Smiths City because Kmart and the Warehouse are soo downmarket
any other offers?
2. You start using words like "awesome" and "heaps" as superlatives
3. You can get drunk on 1 bottle of Steinlager
4. You know what they are talking about when the weatherman says there is going to be a sou'westerly change...
5. You start shopping at Smiths City because Kmart and the Warehouse are soo downmarket
any other offers?
You can eat Watties beans
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Dec 3rd 2005, 5:38 am
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Re: Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
You can't correctly say the word "assume"..........
Dec 3rd 2005, 6:54 am
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Re: Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
Some more:-
1. ... you get excited when the All Blacks are winning.
2. ... you hesitate at a roundabout.
3. ... you eat beetroot on your burger.
4. ... you forget to stress when you know you've left the house door unlocked.
5. ... you actually enjoy eating NZ bacon and sausages.
1. ... you get excited when the All Blacks are winning.
2. ... you hesitate at a roundabout.
3. ... you eat beetroot on your burger.
4. ... you forget to stress when you know you've left the house door unlocked.
5. ... you actually enjoy eating NZ bacon and sausages.
Dec 3rd 2005, 7:09 am
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Re: Another Fun One: You know youve been in NZ too long when....
...you get annoyed when you can't park within 25 metres of the shop you're visiting
