The Alternative New Zealand Encyclopedia (Pt 1)
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The Alternative New Zealand Encyclopedia (Pt 1)
Manuka Honey (ma-noo-ka, honey!) - the last bit of desperate pleading within the conversation that a man has with his spouse when trying to convince her that they really want to buy that V8 Holden with the big fat exhaust
She'll Be Right - a mantra used by most New Zealanders to remind female drivers of the crazy Right Turn rule whilst driving, first introduced by a government advertising campaign in 1978 which featured a young Lucy Lawless (see Xena Warrior Princess)
Sweet As, Bro - derived from the term "Sweet ASBO" which were issued to children caught stealing lollies from their local dairy
Rotorua (as in, "you've just done a rotorua, bro!") - a colloquial term for a really really excessively pungent passing of wind
Fox Glacier - a failed attempt at the record for the largest boiled minty sweet/lolly in the world, not to be mentioned to your glacier guide at any point as they are convinced its a real glacier, honest
Haast Pass - a local rugby term, probably used to describe something illeagal the French did at the World Cup last year
Auckland - derived from some Scottish bloke on James Cook's voyage, who on spotting the North of the North Island said, "Och, Land!"
Helen Clark - a local term of unknown source for a hermaphrodite
Royal New Zealand Air Force - a collective term for one helicopter and a bunch of parachutes
Nelson - named after the famous character from The Simpsons, locals can often be seen pointing and uttering the phrase "ha - ha" at tourists who decide to spend more than a few days here
Speights - a southern term for when you have done something really stupid after consuming too much local beer (as in "we had Speights of drink drivers"), note Speights is NOT the final frontier, thats down in Invercargill
Shortland Street - a local term for a place where local out of work hobbits gather to while away the time while they wait for the next JRR Tolkein movie...
Summer Ale - served in the months of October to March, simply to confuse those from the Northern Hemisphere
Christchurch - shortened form, derived from a commonly heard exclamation from British tourists who come to visit, generally something along the lines of "Christ you call that a Church, have they never seen Westminster or been to York???"
Haka - term used for a footballer (see Soccer) who kicks a lot of people during a game
Goodbye Pork Pie - A NZ film that launched the career of Sam Neill, full title is "Goodbye Pork Pie, Hello Cheese & Steak Pie", but is often just kept at the shortened version for overseas distribution
Pavlova (Pav-Lova) a term used to describe an afficiando of the works of Luciano Pavorotti
More to follow when I have more insomnia!!!
She'll Be Right - a mantra used by most New Zealanders to remind female drivers of the crazy Right Turn rule whilst driving, first introduced by a government advertising campaign in 1978 which featured a young Lucy Lawless (see Xena Warrior Princess)
Sweet As, Bro - derived from the term "Sweet ASBO" which were issued to children caught stealing lollies from their local dairy
Rotorua (as in, "you've just done a rotorua, bro!") - a colloquial term for a really really excessively pungent passing of wind
Fox Glacier - a failed attempt at the record for the largest boiled minty sweet/lolly in the world, not to be mentioned to your glacier guide at any point as they are convinced its a real glacier, honest
Haast Pass - a local rugby term, probably used to describe something illeagal the French did at the World Cup last year
Auckland - derived from some Scottish bloke on James Cook's voyage, who on spotting the North of the North Island said, "Och, Land!"
Helen Clark - a local term of unknown source for a hermaphrodite
Royal New Zealand Air Force - a collective term for one helicopter and a bunch of parachutes
Nelson - named after the famous character from The Simpsons, locals can often be seen pointing and uttering the phrase "ha - ha" at tourists who decide to spend more than a few days here
Speights - a southern term for when you have done something really stupid after consuming too much local beer (as in "we had Speights of drink drivers"), note Speights is NOT the final frontier, thats down in Invercargill
Shortland Street - a local term for a place where local out of work hobbits gather to while away the time while they wait for the next JRR Tolkein movie...
Summer Ale - served in the months of October to March, simply to confuse those from the Northern Hemisphere
Christchurch - shortened form, derived from a commonly heard exclamation from British tourists who come to visit, generally something along the lines of "Christ you call that a Church, have they never seen Westminster or been to York???"
Haka - term used for a footballer (see Soccer) who kicks a lot of people during a game
Goodbye Pork Pie - A NZ film that launched the career of Sam Neill, full title is "Goodbye Pork Pie, Hello Cheese & Steak Pie", but is often just kept at the shortened version for overseas distribution
Pavlova (Pav-Lova) a term used to describe an afficiando of the works of Luciano Pavorotti
More to follow when I have more insomnia!!!
#2
Re: The Alternative New Zealand Encyclopedia (Pt 1)
Manuka Honey (ma-noo-ka, honey!) - the last bit of desperate pleading within the conversation that a man has with his spouse when trying to convince her that they really want to buy that V8 Holden with the big fat exhaust
She'll Be Right - a mantra used by most New Zealanders to remind female drivers of the crazy Right Turn rule whilst driving, first introduced by a government advertising campaign in 1978 which featured a young Lucy Lawless (see Xena Warrior Princess)
Sweet As, Bro - derived from the term "Sweet ASBO" which were issued to children caught stealing lollies from their local dairy
Rotorua (as in, "you've just done a rotorua, bro!") - a colloquial term for a really really excessively pungent passing of wind
Fox Glacier - a failed attempt at the record for the largest boiled minty sweet/lolly in the world, not to be mentioned to your glacier guide at any point as they are convinced its a real glacier, honest
Haast Pass - a local rugby term, probably used to describe something illeagal the French did at the World Cup last year
Auckland - derived from some Scottish bloke on James Cook's voyage, who on spotting the North of the North Island said, "Och, Land!"
Helen Clark - a local term of unknown source for a hermaphrodite
Royal New Zealand Air Force - a collective term for one helicopter and a bunch of parachutes
Nelson - named after the famous character from The Simpsons, locals can often be seen pointing and uttering the phrase "ha - ha" at tourists who decide to spend more than a few days here
Speights - a southern term for when you have done something really stupid after consuming too much local beer (as in "we had Speights of drink drivers"), note Speights is NOT the final frontier, thats down in Invercargill
Shortland Street - a local term for a place where local out of work hobbits gather to while away the time while they wait for the next JRR Tolkein movie...
Summer Ale - served in the months of October to March, simply to confuse those from the Northern Hemisphere
Christchurch - shortened form, derived from a commonly heard exclamation from British tourists who come to visit, generally something along the lines of "Christ you call that a Church, have they never seen Westminster or been to York???"
Haka - term used for a footballer (see Soccer) who kicks a lot of people during a game
Goodbye Pork Pie - A NZ film that launched the career of Sam Neill, full title is "Goodbye Pork Pie, Hello Cheese & Steak Pie", but is often just kept at the shortened version for overseas distribution
Pavlova (Pav-Lova) a term used to describe an afficiando of the works of Luciano Pavorotti
More to follow when I have more insomnia!!!
She'll Be Right - a mantra used by most New Zealanders to remind female drivers of the crazy Right Turn rule whilst driving, first introduced by a government advertising campaign in 1978 which featured a young Lucy Lawless (see Xena Warrior Princess)
Sweet As, Bro - derived from the term "Sweet ASBO" which were issued to children caught stealing lollies from their local dairy
Rotorua (as in, "you've just done a rotorua, bro!") - a colloquial term for a really really excessively pungent passing of wind
Fox Glacier - a failed attempt at the record for the largest boiled minty sweet/lolly in the world, not to be mentioned to your glacier guide at any point as they are convinced its a real glacier, honest
Haast Pass - a local rugby term, probably used to describe something illeagal the French did at the World Cup last year
Auckland - derived from some Scottish bloke on James Cook's voyage, who on spotting the North of the North Island said, "Och, Land!"
Helen Clark - a local term of unknown source for a hermaphrodite
Royal New Zealand Air Force - a collective term for one helicopter and a bunch of parachutes
Nelson - named after the famous character from The Simpsons, locals can often be seen pointing and uttering the phrase "ha - ha" at tourists who decide to spend more than a few days here
Speights - a southern term for when you have done something really stupid after consuming too much local beer (as in "we had Speights of drink drivers"), note Speights is NOT the final frontier, thats down in Invercargill
Shortland Street - a local term for a place where local out of work hobbits gather to while away the time while they wait for the next JRR Tolkein movie...
Summer Ale - served in the months of October to March, simply to confuse those from the Northern Hemisphere
Christchurch - shortened form, derived from a commonly heard exclamation from British tourists who come to visit, generally something along the lines of "Christ you call that a Church, have they never seen Westminster or been to York???"
Haka - term used for a footballer (see Soccer) who kicks a lot of people during a game
Goodbye Pork Pie - A NZ film that launched the career of Sam Neill, full title is "Goodbye Pork Pie, Hello Cheese & Steak Pie", but is often just kept at the shortened version for overseas distribution
Pavlova (Pav-Lova) a term used to describe an afficiando of the works of Luciano Pavorotti
More to follow when I have more insomnia!!!
ankle biters - for small people
savs and pavs - general NZ party food
skody - dodgy
Not quite as funny as your Sir Bru but maybe useful nonetheless.
ps did you enjoy your m&s choc raisins the other day?!
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Re: The Alternative New Zealand Encyclopedia (Pt 1)
Don't say that, have more packets in the cupboard I was trying to forget about til a rainy day, oh wait, its raining, does that count???
#4
Re: The Alternative New Zealand Encyclopedia (Pt 1)
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