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THe 12 Days of Xmas Song BE version - nicked from the Canada forum

THe 12 Days of Xmas Song BE version - nicked from the Canada forum

Old Dec 9th 2013, 2:31 am
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Talking THe 12 Days of Xmas Song BE version - nicked from the Canada forum

Shamelessly nicked from this thread in the Canada forum and with Jingsamichty's permission.


A British expat version of the 12 Days of Christmas song.


I'll start.


On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

A Stilton cheese in a pear tree
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On the 2nd day.......


over to you


and in case you have forgotten the tune

http://xmasfun.com/Lyrics.aspx?ID=55
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On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me

3 Bakewell tarts
2 Indian meals
And a tub full of bisto gravy.

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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me


4 Red Robins
3 Bakewell tarts
2 Indian meals
And a tub full of bisto gravy.

Umm! Someone nicked the Stilton Cheese in the Pear tree

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It's a Stilton cheese in a pear tree.

I'm not giving that up for no-one.

You can have several tubs of Bisto gravy granules for day 5.
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5 Walnut Whips
4 Red Robins
3 Bakewell tarts
2 Indian meals
And a tub full of bisto gravy.
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Originally Posted by BEVS View Post
It's a Stilton cheese in a pear tree.

I'm not giving that up for no-one.

You can have several tubs of Bisto gravy granules for day 5.
Sorry my mistake. Give BEVS her Stilton Cheese back.
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6 tubs of Bisto
5 Walnut Whips
4 Red Robins
3 Bakewell tarts
2 Indian meals
A Stilton cheese in a pear tree

there you go
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7 Cornish pasties
6 tubs of Bisto
5 Walnut Whips
4 Red Robins
3 Bakewell tarts
2 Indian meals
And a Stilton cheese in a pear tree
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8 Terry's Chocolate Oranges
7 Cornish pasties
6 tubs of Bisto
5 Walnut Whips
4 Red Robins
3 Bakewell tarts
2 Indian meals
And a Stilton cheese in a pear tree
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9 Frosty Mornings
8 Terry's Chocolate Oranges
7 Cornish pasties
6 tubs of Bisto
5 Walnut Whips
4 Red Robins
3 Bakewell tarts
2 Indian meals
And a Stilton cheese in a pear tree
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to
me


10 tubes Rowntrees pastilles
9 Frosty Mornings
8 Terry's Chocolate Oranges
7 Cornish pasties
6 tubs of Bisto
5 Walnut Whips
4 Red Robins
3 Bakewell tarts
2 Indian meals
And a Stilton cheese in a pear tree


oh gawd - bake well tarts.
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On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me

11 pairs of M&S undies
10 tubes Rowntrees pastilles
9 Frosty Mornings
8 Terry's Chocolate Oranges
7 Cornish pasties
6 tubs of Bisto
5 Walnut Whips
4 Red Robins
3 Bakewell tarts
2 Indian meals
And a Stilton cheese in a pear tree
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12 boxes of frosted shreddies

11 pairs of M&S undies
10 tubes Rowntrees pastilles
9 Frosty Mornings
8 Terry's Chocolate Oranges
7 Cornish pasties
6 tubs of Bisto
5 Walnut Whips
4 Red Robins
3 Bakewell tarts
2 Indian meals
And a Stilton cheese in a pear tree[/QUOTE]
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