11-11-11

Old Nov 10th 2011, 8:02 am
  #1  
Truth is the safest lie.
Thread Starter
 
Charismatic's Avatar
 
Joined: Jul 2008
Location: @ the beach.
Posts: 6,737
Charismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond repute
Default 11-11-11

According to the Daily Mash:
Economic collapse, nuclear brinksmanship and an asteroid are signs that tomorrow's end of days is shaping up well, it has been claimed.

With the EU about to be plunged into gibbering chaos because of a wicked, lustful man with counterfeit hair, Israel dusting off the nukes and the YU55 space rock probably doubling back for another go, things could not be looking more biblical.

Rapture organiser God said: “It was a toss-up between 11-11-11 and 12-12-12 but I went for the former because who knows what they'll be doing in a year's time.
"I'm quite nervous about tomorrow because it's my first proper apocalypse, but the early signs are that it's looking even better than I could've hoped.

"There's still loads to organise – I must admit I've skimped slightly on the pestilence – but touch wood it's going to be a winner.

"Hopefully things should kick off about 10am tomorrow with Berlusconi's head on a spike and people of all nations shouting at each other. Midday the nuclear things start, then about 4pm I'm going to send in the abominations.

"It's a very full day.”

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “I'm fairly sure the Mayans tried to warn us about this.

"Though it would have been more helpful if they'd left a clearly-worded note instead of obscure pictograms, for ****'s sake.


"On the plus side, at least it's a day off work.”

Office worker Emma Bradford said: “I will be going to work regardless of fiery lakes because I get a real kick out of my customer services role. However I shall be having an extra cupcake at lunchtime.”
Charismatic is offline  
Old Nov 10th 2011, 9:45 am
  #2  
Queen of the Underworld
 
Persephone's Avatar
 
Joined: Dec 2007
Location: In NZ!
Posts: 4,785
Persephone has a reputation beyond reputePersephone has a reputation beyond reputePersephone has a reputation beyond reputePersephone has a reputation beyond reputePersephone has a reputation beyond reputePersephone has a reputation beyond reputePersephone has a reputation beyond reputePersephone has a reputation beyond reputePersephone has a reputation beyond reputePersephone has a reputation beyond reputePersephone has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: 11-11-11

I'm planning on having a massive hangover and hence won't care what's happening to the world around me. Seems like the perfect plan
Persephone is offline  
Old Nov 11th 2011, 4:36 am
  #3  
Truth is the safest lie.
Thread Starter
 
Charismatic's Avatar
 
Joined: Jul 2008
Location: @ the beach.
Posts: 6,737
Charismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond reputeCharismatic has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: 11-11-11



I think we’ll have to wait until next year for the apocalypse thingy now unless those lazy Greeks can’t be bothered to keep going and default. Seriously when have you ever bought anything other than soft cheese and olives from Greece? Surely this couldn’t really effect the world economy.
Charismatic is offline  

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information -

Copyright © 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.