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Better learn the humour too!
"˙ʞɔɐq ʎɯ oʇ uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ǝɥʇ ǝıʇ"

¿"ɥsıʍ puoɔǝs ɹnoʎ puɐ ˙ʇı ǝq os uǝɥʇ 'ǝɹısǝp noʎ ʇɐɥʍ sı sǝɥsɐl 001 ɟı"

˙ǝɔɐɟ sıɥ uo ʞool ƃuıɹıɯpɐ uɐ ɥʇıʍ pıɐs ɥʞıǝɥs ǝɥʇ
˙"ǝʌɐɹq ʎɹǝʌ oslɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ 'uɐɯ lnɟɹǝʍod puɐ ǝɯospuɐɥ 'ǝlqɐɹnouoɥ uɐ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʎluo ʇou"

"˙sǝɥsɐl 001 ʇnq sǝɥsɐl 02 ʇou ǝɯ ǝʌıƃ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ sı ɥsıʍ ʇsɹıɟ ʎɯ 'ssǝupuıʞ ɹnoʎ ɟo uoıʇıuƃoɔǝɹ uı ˙pǝıldǝɹ ıʍıʞ ǝɥʇ '"ssǝuɥƃıɥ lnɟıɔɹǝɯ puɐ lɐʎoɹ ʇsoɯ ɹnoʎ 'noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ"

"¡sǝɥsıʍ oʍʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎɐɯ noʎ 'sıɥʇ ɹoɟ ˙plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uı ʇsǝuıɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuo sı ǝɹnʇlnɔ ɹnoʎ puɐ plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɹɐd lnɟıʇnɐǝq ʇsoɯ ɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɹɐ noʎ"

ıɐs puɐ ɯıɥ oʇ pǝuɹnʇ ɥʞıǝɥs ǝɥʇ 'ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ʎɐs plnoɔ ǝɥ ǝɹoɟǝq ʇnq 'dn ǝuo ʇsɐl ǝɥʇ sɐʍ ɹǝpuɐlɐǝz ʍǝu ǝɥʇ

˙(op ʎǝɥʇ sɐ) ʎlpnol ƃuıɹǝdɯıɥʍ ʎɐʍɐ pǝl uoos sɐʍ uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ǝɥʇ puɐ uıɐƃɐ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ʇuǝʍ dıɥʍ ǝɥʇ ǝɹoɟǝq sǝɥsɐl 51 ǝʞɐʇ ʎluo plnoɔ sʍollıd oʍʇ uǝʌǝ ʇnq "˙ʞɔɐq ʎɯ oʇ sʍollıd oʍʇ xıɟ ǝsɐǝld"

:ʎlƃnɯs pıɐs ǝɥ ɹoɹɹoɥ s,uɐɔıɹɟɐ ɥʇnos ǝɥʇ ƃuıɥɔʇɐʍ ɹǝʇɟɐ ˙dn ʇxǝu sɐʍ uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ǝɥʇ

˙uıɐd ɥʇıʍ ƃuıʎɹɔ puɐ ƃuıpǝǝlq ʎɐʍɐ pǝıɹɹɐɔ ǝq oʇ pɐɥ ǝɥ ǝuop sɐʍ ʇuǝɯɥsıund ǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ ˙ɥƃnoɹɥʇ ʇuǝʍ dıɥʍ ǝɥʇ ǝɹoɟǝq sǝɥsɐl 01 pǝʇsɐl ʎluo ʍollıd ǝɥʇ ʇnq 'ǝuop sɐʍ sıɥʇ

"˙ʞɔɐq ʎɯ oʇ ʍollıd ɐ ǝıʇ ǝsɐǝld"
ıɐs uǝɥʇ puɐ ǝlıɥʍ ɐ ɹoɟ ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ǝɥ 'ǝuıl uı ʇsɹıɟ sɐʍ uɐɔıɹɟɐ ɥʇnos ǝɥʇ

"˙ƃuıddıɥʍ ɹnoʎ ǝɹoɟǝq ɥsıʍ ǝuo noʎ ɟo ɥɔɐǝ ʍollɐ oʇ ǝɯ pǝʞsɐ sɐɥ ǝɥs puɐ 'ʎɐpoʇ ʎɐpɥʇɹıq s,ǝɟıʍ ʇsɹıɟ ʎɯ s,ʇı"
ǝɔunouuɐ ɥʞıǝɥs ǝɥʇ 'ʇuǝɯɥsıund ɹıǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ƃuıɹɐdǝɹd ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ sɐ

˙dıɥʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɥɔɐǝ sǝɥsɐl 02 ʇsnɾ ƃuıʌıǝɔǝɹ ɹǝʇɟɐ pǝsɐǝlǝɹ ǝq plnoɔ ʎǝɥʇ pǝpıɔǝp ɥʞıǝɥs ʇuǝloʌǝuǝq ʎlǝɯǝɹʇxǝ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'pǝɥsıuıɟ lɐıɹʇ ɹıǝɥʇ 'ʎɐp ǝɥʇ ʎɐpıloɥ lɐuoıʇɐu ıpnɐs ɐ sɐʍ ʇı 'ʞɔnl ɟo ǝʞoɹʇs ɐ ʎq

˙ʇuǝɯuosıɹdɯı ǝɟıl oʇ uʍop sǝɔuǝʇuǝs ɹıǝɥʇ lɐǝddɐ ʎllnɟssǝɔɔns oʇ ǝlqɐ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ 'sɹǝʎʍɐl pooƃ ʎɹǝʌ ɟo dlǝɥ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ puɐ sɥʇuoɯ ʎuɐɯ ɹǝʇɟɐ 'ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ

¡ɥʇɐǝp oʇ pǝɔuǝʇuǝs llɐ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ 'ǝzooq ǝɥʇ ƃuıɯnsuoɔ ʇɥƃnɐɔ ƃuıǝq ʎllɐnʇɔɐ ɟo ǝɯıɹɔ ǝlqıɹɹǝʇ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ os 'ɐıqɐɹɐ ıpnɐs uı ǝɔuǝɟɟo ǝɹǝʌǝs ɐ sı loɥoɔlɐ ɟo uoıssǝssod ǝɹǝɯ ǝɥʇ

˙ɯǝɥʇ ʇsǝɹɹɐ puɐ uı ɥsnɹ ǝɔılod ıpnɐs 'uǝppns ɐ ɟo llɐ 'uǝɥʍ ǝzooq ɟo ǝʇɐɹɔ pǝlƃƃnɯs ɐ ƃuıɹɐɥs 'ɐıqɐɹɐ uı llɐ ǝɹɐ uɐɟ puɐlɐǝz ʍǝu ɐ puɐ uɐɟ ʎqƃnɹ uɐɔıɹɟɐ ɥʇnos ɐ 'uɐɟ ʎqƃnɹ uɐılɐɹʇsnɐ uɐ

jueinnz

Thats bloody clever trouble is was too much trouble to read what you had put!!!!!!!

Nerine

Doesn't under have a 'N' in it - perhaps it fell off or something?

Wilma & co

No, please no..... makes my brain hurt!

Ash1

LMAO
Ash

Genesis

You obviously have a PC from the UK..you will need it adjusted..ours did exactly the same. Strange world innit?

TeamEmbo

LMAO! Nice one Owen v clever

wimpy

how the heck do you do that, I could have hours of fun

mickey_d

.spitregnif ruoy ta era srewsna eht lla ,yllaer elpmis etiuq s'tI

mickey_d

damn it wasn't unside down

mickey_d

ɹǝʇʇǝq sʇɐɥʇ

Persephone

You've obviously got the hang of writing.

How are you getting on with walking upside down, I'm not there yet, did you have to practise much before you went or did you just pick it up when you got there?

Seriously though, this is one of my biggest worries...any advice from those already there would be most welcome

owen

Walk???!!!! Kiwis don't walk! Not in Auckland anyway, they get very frustrated if they have park across the street or the other side of the car park.

I fancied a bit of greasy food last week and seeing the drive thru jammers, parked up, went in, ordered and drove away before others in the drive thru even got close to the window