Where do you want to die/be planted
Oct 19th 2006, 9:15 am
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
Originally Posted by DollyLlama
hopefully whoever is scattering the ashes will be fit 
I just love this walk, I've done it several times and it's so peaceful and quiet except for the lone piper in the valley below!!
Oct 19th 2006, 9:38 am
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
I would like the entire Labour government to jump up and down on my grave when i die.
PS. I want to buried at sea!
PS. I want to buried at sea!
Oct 19th 2006, 10:19 am
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
My husband knows my wishes .....
I want to donate all my organs to someone needy first and foremost
If i die before my OH then i would like my ashes kept on the mantlepiece so i can keep an eye on any tarts he may be bringing home
Following his death and cremetion i want the ashes to be mixed together and taken by a fast car with a sunroof to anywhere, anytime( it doesn't matter) and be chucked out of the sunroof................we then will be scattered to many places but always together
I want to donate all my organs to someone needy first and foremost
If i die before my OH then i would like my ashes kept on the mantlepiece so i can keep an eye on any tarts he may be bringing home
Following his death and cremetion i want the ashes to be mixed together and taken by a fast car with a sunroof to anywhere, anytime( it doesn't matter) and be chucked out of the sunroof................we then will be scattered to many places but always together
Oct 19th 2006, 11:07 am
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
I really don't care where I die, providing it's not painful. I want to be cremated then my ashestaken out to sea on jetskis wherever dolphins are, and my ashes put into a few different fireworks and sprayed across the sea. I don't want any religious mumble jumble there, just people I care about having fun.
Oct 19th 2006, 11:38 am
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
Originally Posted by kingfisher241049
My family is here now, nothing to go back to the UK for. Besides the thought of being buried in cold, rainy England is too depressing to contemplate. At least the lizards and other creepy crawlies will get a good feed from me Although my OH says she might just throw me into an alligator infested lake and save herself the cost of a funeral lol. :scared: 
Although my OH says she might just throw me into an alligator infested lake and save herself the cost of a funeral lol. :scared:
Oct 19th 2006, 11:42 am
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
Originally Posted by kingfisher241049
I think I will rewrite my will and stipulate that I want a couple of gorgeous ladies dancing naked on my grave. At least I will have a cheap thrill while resting lol.
Oct 19th 2006, 3:40 pm
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
Hmmm... Anyone ever seen when Homer Simpson does that shuddering thing he does....I'm doing that right now.
Oct 19th 2006, 3:44 pm
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
Originally Posted by Rushman
Hmmm... Anyone ever seen when Homer Simpson does that shuddering thing he does....I'm doing that right now.
Glad it's not just me
Oct 19th 2006, 9:15 pm
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
Originally Posted by Maz1
My OH told me just to put him in a black bin liner - he wont know the difference. At the end of the day people remember YOU with hopefully fond memories. Who needs a gravestone or a buriel plot, its whats in their hearts that they will remember. Sorry for butting in but I'm hoping to go to NZ within the next few weeks and I am really close to my family. But I have to do something for my kids now. Yes I will miss popping round to their houses for a cuppa and a chat, but thats the price of change. Look I'm getting off the subject in mind now. Anyway hope you are feeling a little less home sick.
Hope you have a great life there
Oct 19th 2006, 10:58 pm
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
Originally Posted by CasG
Thanks Maz...but I think you have mixed me up with someone else....I haven't been homesick at all in the 2 years I've been here .....oh, apart from when I went to NZ for a week....then I was homesick for Australia
Hope you have a great life there
Hope you have a great life there
Oct 20th 2006, 9:29 am
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
No where l'm immortal.
Oct 20th 2006, 10:22 am
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
Originally Posted by rugbymatt
I would like the entire Labour government to jump up and down on my grave when i die.
PS. I want to buried at sea!
PS. I want to buried at sea!
Oct 20th 2006, 11:01 am
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
I Dont care as long as after life happens, i want to haunt hubby forever lol, and the woman in his bed.
Oct 21st 2006, 9:05 am
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
In Canada at the mo but they can float my corpse down the Clyde in a Banana boat when my time comes.
Oct 21st 2006, 7:49 pm
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Re: Where do you want to die/be planted
I've a few choice spots where I might get someone to inturn my ashes in a box - don't want them scattered though, I spent hours burning off and seeing crap flying around on people's clothing is not too considerate(!)
My mother has always been one for obsessing about 'arrangements', whether household or otherwise - it's a real bore.
She had to bury a mate of hers which involved asking the farmer who owned the land permission to bury there. She even had to ask him if he had a shovel and whether he could help as she is not that strong.
My mother has always been one for obsessing about 'arrangements', whether household or otherwise - it's a real bore.
She had to bury a mate of hers which involved asking the farmer who owned the land permission to bury there. She even had to ask him if he had a shovel and whether he could help as she is not that strong.
