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Old Aug 1st 2008, 11:01 pm
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Who else still remembers old TV ads from Britain and finds that they get extra homesick if they see these ads or even think about them?

I don't really know if this is 'normal' but I remember many old ads from as long ago as the late 70s, when I was only a few years old!

The very oldest one would be one for McDonalds, which I have never forgotten, and I must admit I always thought perhaps I have made it up, or at least forgotten much of the detail and maybe substituted it with my own words or something.

Anyway thanks to the wonders of youtube and other internet sources, I now have copies of many of the old ads I remember on my computer and I find it very enjoyable to sit and watch them!

The McDonalds ad I'm referring to was from 1977, when I was only 3, yet I have never forgotten it!

I should point out that the words I quote from all the following ads are from my own childhood memory and most are from the early - mid 1980s, so some of the words may not necessarily be quite 100% perfect, but I think they're amazingly close given how long ago it was and how young I was!

It scares me sometimes that I remember this sort of stuff, but having said that I'm glad I do in a way!

"(Voiceover)Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls,
Introducing Ronald McDonald!
(Jingle) It's Ronald McDonald, he's everyones favourite clown,
and he believes that what goes up,
always must come down.
(music)
Now somebody's making a monkey out of him,
in a game of hide and seek!
(sounds)
That's the difference at McDonalds you'll enjoy!"

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How about
- "Milk has gotta, lotta bottle,
Milk has gotta, lotta bottle.
Milk has gotta, lotta bottle, Nice cold, Ice cold milk!" (Fresh milk)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXk15jkYVlA

- "If you see sid, tell 'im!" (British Gas privatisation)

- "This is the age of the train" (Jimmy Savilles ads for British Rail)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd3NRr4SYiA

The following is another (adult) version of the McDonalds ad I quoted in my first post.
- "There's a difference at McDonalds,
it's a difference you can taste.
All the good things we make better,
makes a special kind of place!
There's a difference at McDonalds
which you'll notice right away,
It's a welcome to your family,
if you stay or take away.
There's a difference at McDonalds you'll enjoy!" (McDonalds)

- "Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face,
with mild green Fairy Liquid" (Fairy Liquid)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_LaVvSIT_8

- "And all because the lady loves Milk Tray" (Milk tray)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB78ldUTClI

- "Mellow Birds will make you smile!" (Mellow Birds)

- "No need, no need to ask the price
Come down to Kwik Save!" (Kwik Save)

- "Top brands at rock bottom prices,
you'll get it always, at Kwik Save!" (Kwik Save)

- "Ronald McDonald and his friends are having fun,
look out, hamburglar's on the run!
(music)
Ronald knows the time and place,
to put a big smile on your face,
Yes McDonalds knows it's true,
Ronald McDonald's got time for you!
At McDonalds we've got time for you!" (McDonalds)

- "Your caring sharing co-op, your caring, sharing co-op!" (Co-op)

- "Co-op. People who care!" (Co-op)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIEihfsHy54

- "Asda. We've got it altogether better (jingle)!" (Asda)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P6mnl6i13c

- "Asda. Pocket the difference!" (Asda)

- "Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
Make your day, Make your way
To the sign that says you're welcome!
A visit to McDonalds makes your day,
A visit to McDonalds makes your day!" (McDonalds)

"Nasty smells up here, often come from down there!
Smells from your pets,
and tobacco too,
well don't worry, new Shake n' Vac from Glade is here!
It's all you have to do!
You do the shake n' Vac, and put the freshness back,
do the Shake n' Vac and put the freshness back!
When your carpet smells fresh,
Your room does too!
Every time you vaccuum,
remember what to do!
Do the Shake n' Vac,
and put the freshness back,
Do the Shake n' Vac and put the freshness back!
New Shake n' Vac from Glade, in 4 fragrances!" (Shake n' Vac)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8CTscW3dpI

- "Don't just book it, Thomas Cook it!" (Thomas Cook)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vu0jyyzkvw

- "See the face you love light up, with Terrys All Gold!" (Terrys All Gold Chocolates)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv87TojQ7rQ

- "You can't get quicker than a Kwik Fit Fitter,
You can't get quicker than a Kwik Fit Fitter.
You can't get quicker than a Kwik Fit Fitter,
we're the boys to trust!" (Kwik Fit)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wJvWG6Vx3s
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Originally Posted by backagen
Who else still remembers old TV ads from Britain and finds that they get extra homesick if they see these ads or even think about them?

I don't really know if this is 'normal' but I remember many old ads from as long ago as the late 70s, when I was only a few years old!

The very oldest one would be one for McDonalds, which I have never forgotten, and I must admit I always thought perhaps I have made it up, or at least forgotten much of the detail and maybe substituted it with my own words or something.

Anyway thanks to the wonders of youtube and other internet sources, I now have copies of many of the old ads I remember on my computer and I find it very enjoyable to sit and watch them!

The McDonalds ad I'm referring to was from 1977, when I was only 3, yet I have never forgotten it! I should point out that the words I quote from all the following ads are from my own memory, so may not necessarily be quite 100% perfect, but I think they're amazingly close given how long ago it was!

It scares me sometimes that I remember this sort of stuff, but having said that I'm glad I do in a way!

"(Voiceover)Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls,
Introducing Ronald McDonald!
(Jingle) It's Ronald McDonald, he's everyones favourite clown,
and he believes that what goes up,
always must come down.
(music)
Now somebody's making a monkey out of him,
in a game of hide and seek!
(sounds)
That's the difference at McDonalds you'll enjoy!"

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* Murray Mints, Murray Mints, too good to hurry mints.

* What could be nicer than a Pendleton's twicer......ice cream with a lolly on top!

* Do 'ave a Dubonnet.

* Roll out Red Barrel........some kind of beer,

*Wot we want is Watneys............another type of beer (?)


There were so many........
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Originally Posted by backagen
How about
- "Milk has gotta, lotta bottle,
Milk has gotta, lotta bottle.
Milk has gotta, lotta bottle, Nice cold, Ice cold milk!" (Fresh milk)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXk15jkYVlA

- "If you see sid, tell 'im!" (British Gas privatisation)

- "This is the age of the train" (Jimmy Savilles ads for British Rail)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd3NRr4SYiA

The following is another (adult) version of the McDonalds ad I quoted in my first post.
- "There's a difference at McDonalds,
it's a difference you can taste.
All the good things we make better,
makes a special kind of place!
There's a difference at McDonalds
which you'll notice right away,
It's a welcome to your family,
if you stay or take away.
There's a difference at McDonalds you'll enjoy!" (McDonalds)

- "Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face,
with mild green Fairy Liquid" (Fairy Liquid)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_LaVvSIT_8

- "And all because the lady loves Milk Tray" (Milk tray)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB78ldUTClI

- "Mellow Birds will make you smile!" (Mellow Birds)

- "No need, no need to ask the price
Come down to Kwik Save!" (Kwik Save)

- "Top brands at rock bottom prices,
you'll get it always, at Kwik Save!" (Kwik Save)

- "Ronald McDonald and his friends are having fun,
look out, hamburglar's on the run!
(music)
Ronald knows the time and place,
to put a big smile on your face,
Yes McDonalds knows it's true,
Ronald McDonald's got time for you!
At McDonalds we've got time for you!" (McDonalds)

- "Your caring sharing co-op, your caring, sharing co-op!" (Co-op)

- "Co-op. People who care!" (Co-op)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIEihfsHy54

- "Asda. We've got it altogether better (jingle)!" (Asda)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P6mnl6i13c

- "Asda. Pocket the difference!" (Asda)

- "Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
Make your day, Make your way
To the sign that says you're welcome!
A visit to McDonalds makes your day,
A visit to McDonalds makes your day!" (McDonalds)

"Nasty smells up here, often come from down there!
Smells from your pets,
and tobacco too,
well don't worry, new Shake n' Vac from Glade is here!
It's all you have to do!
You do the shake n' Vac, and put the freshness back,
do the Shake n' Vac and put the freshness back!
When your carpet smells fresh,
Your room does too!
Every time you vaccuum,
remember what to do!
Do the Shake n' Vac,
and put the freshness back,
Do the Shake n' Vac and put the freshness back!
New Shake n' Vac from Glade, in 4 fragrances!" (Shake n' Vac)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8CTscW3dpI

- "Don't just book it, Thomas Cook it!" (Thomas Cook)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vu0jyyzkvw

- "See the face you love light up, with Terrys All Gold!" (Terrys All Gold Chocolates)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv87TojQ7rQ

- "You can't get quicker than a Kwik Fit Fitter,
You can't get quicker than a Kwik Fit Fitter.
You can't get quicker than a Kwik Fit Fitter,
we're the boys to trust!" (Kwik Fit)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wJvWG6Vx3s

So what else do you do with your time!
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- "Tetley Make Tea Bags, make tea!" (Tetley)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKCLUHIciqo&feature=related

- "There's no other tea to beat PG. It's the taste!" (PG Tips)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWI1f...eature=related

- "Fresh cream cakes. Naughty, but ever so nice!" (included one by Su Pollard) (Fresh Cream Cakes)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOV6DT69JOc

- "Go on. Be a devil" (also for fresh cream cakes)

- "Gonna want bottle" (fresh milk)

- "Get up, get up, get up, get up,
get up and go!" (Caravanning)

- "It's for you-hoo!" (British Telecom)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FmjEZ9m11I

- "(Jingle) Na na na na na,
Na na na na na,
It was his idea we all come down to Do It All.
They've got it all 'ere!
It makes us twist and shout,
what Do It All's about,
everywhere there's a helpful Do It All Idea!
(Spoken Voiceover) You can take home a free wallpaper sample, to help you decide on the perfect match!
You can use our free woodcutting service,
for all shapes and sizes!
And for practical ideas,
take home a free 'how To' leaflet!
(Jingle again) How do Do It All do it what they do it for?
Tell us, we're all ears!
If only we knew it,
how Do It All do it,
we'd also have
a whole big store of ideas!" (WH Smith Do It All)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5P7KyMLZAY
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Originally Posted by oldbag
So what else do you do with your time!
Well, every so often (about 70 hours per week) I go to work, but apart from that, not much!
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Originally Posted by oldbag
So what else do you do with your time!
"every ones a fruit and nut case,
crazy over Cadbury's Nut and Raisins"

for Cadbury's fruit and nut chocolate bar....to the Nutcracker tune.
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One of my all time favourite ads was this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzEBLa3PPk

"Coooooooeyyyy... tea Mr Shifter..."

"Dad, do you know the pianos on my foot?"...

"You hum it son, i'll play it"

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"Our son Pat, he's a bit nifty with a bat"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt1CMNhVZrs
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OMG!!! Who could forget this one!!! Milky Way!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoXJL...eature=related
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There were also some very bizarre government adverts (or Public Information Films as they're officially known) in the 70s and 80s, such as:

- "If you see or hear something suspicious
Something the police should know about,
NEVER be afraid to call us.
We won't mind if you've made a mistake!
If you're suspicious, call the police.
Don't wait till it's too late!" (Police)

- "Get out. Get us out, and STAY out!" (Greater Manchester Fire Service)

- "You think it's safe, but what you don't see, is what's just around the corner.
Even if you're in a hurry, Never, ever run!" (Not running)
This is not the actual PIF, but appears to be a spoof of it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxy9-kBjX2Y

- "One of the 12 water and sewerage companies in England and Wales, is North West Water" (talk about short and to the point. They didn't even bother trying to make out they were good!) (North West Water)

- "For all your creature comforts, dishwash electric" (Is there another type of dishwasher?)
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(only because I talk like them )

" oooh we are the lads from Country Life,
and you'll never put a better bit of butter on 'yer knife,
if you haven't 'ad it yet, 'ave a word with 'yer wife,
and spread it on yer toast in the mornin' "

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcJkH...eature=related




and one that is very apt (especially when my a$$ is aching up a hill LOL)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMYZyUygW6Y

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For Mash Get Smash ....


Um Bongo, Um Bongo They Drink It In the Congo ....


Trio ....


Charlie Says ....
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Oxo Family ....


Hellmans Mayonnaise ....


Ariston, and on and on ...


And who could forget Hovis ....
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