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this might make you giggle

Old Jul 9th 2007, 6:32 pm
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The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an
audience & they are THE seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the
Pope.

Dopey leads the pack.

"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment &
answers, "no, Dopey there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background
a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns round & gives them a
glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment & then answers "Dopey,
there are no dwarf nuns in Europe"

This time all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Dopey turns
Around and silences them with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back to The Pope & says "Your extreme Holiness! Are there
ANY dwarf nuns any where in the world?"

After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds,

"I'm sorry my son, there are NO dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling around, laughing and
pounding on the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they began
chanting:

"Dopey shagged a penguin!"

"Dopey shagged a penguin!"
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Old Jul 9th 2007, 10:56 pm
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Love it!!
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Old Jul 21st 2007, 8:21 am
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that is brill,will be telling that in the pub this afternoon just have to be carefull who i tell cause its probably politicaly incorrect.could be classed as racist as you are not allowed to take the p*ss out of a penguin
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