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Yeah, that's me, err adonis :unsure::lol:

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:p Prison gym not too ropey then.

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Five years served, sentence is Life without Parole - I feel a bit like an extra on Prisoner Cell Block H :lol:

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My original sentence was life with little chance of parole. I was promised regular visits from family on the outside, but after the first couple of visits they stopped happening. I was also promised extended periods of parole once a year, and I did eventually get these but God I had to fight like hell to get them.

I tried to get some of my family on the outside to do some crazy stuff just so I could at least have them here with me, but despite their promises to me on numerous occasions, they have all played it straight and still have their freedom. Fair play to them though. They're much better off out of this place.

I managed to escape after just 4 years but was re-captured after 2 years on the run (partly due to people close to me ratting me out to the cops, which they thought was "for my own good') and have since served a further 15 years.

Throughout the course of those 15 years I've been quietly planning another escape. I don't want to rush it because this time I want to make sure it's permanent! Unfortunately I told one or two people on the outside about this (stupidly thought I could trust them) and they blabbed to the authorities and that resulted in me being put in a super high security isolation cell on numerous occasions, which has seriously delayed my escape.

Anyway the good news it (don't tell the screws) I've almost perfected my plan now (hopefully)! I'm afraid I will have to serve one more Christmas at least though before putting my plan into action.

Hope to see you all soon on the outside!

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I am here "At her Majesty's pleasure":unsure:

G

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3 months and I'm blowing town

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glad 'er maj' is pleased, but for me not so much :frown:

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But is it your pleasure? :p

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It's OK so far.

Plenty things to keep me interested and plenty to irritate me.

It's not so bad because I don't need to work and will be going back regularly anyway....I am treating it as a long holiday...quite like all the new fishing to expore and miss the old like mad.:(

We have also had it pretty easy...house and car laid on etc. (payback time from son:thumbup:)......even got a big boat to play on:thumbsup:

we shall see.

G

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Lucky bar steward :thumbup:

OH says he ants to take up fishing when we get back. I hope he doesnt think i'm sitting on a frosty river bank :unsure:

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[QUOTE=Fleaflyfloflum;7042340I hope he doesnt think i'm sitting on a frosty river bank :unsure:[/QUOTE]

I dream of sitting on a frosty riverbank:(

G

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I'm Freeeeeeeeeeee......!!!!:thumbsup::rofl:

Sorry to present inmates but very snug feeling today. The sun is shining, the sky is blue and it's just picture perfect looking over the lush green fields towards Dartmoor:wub: mmm, yes, all warm and snug feeling.

Your time for parole will come.

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Oh shut up will you! :lol:

The heat has been stifling here today.

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Oh that's a shame.....;) woke up early to take little 'un riding, needed the heater on in the car and the de-icer to get just a thin layer of ice off the windscreen. The sun nearly blinding me, we drove down the little lanes, carefully avoiding a pheasant with a death wish, and stared in awe at the sheer beauty that mother nature creates here in Blighty.

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Enough torture already, already wondering how hard it must be to swim to freedom :(. You'll be telling us about the Friday big shop in Sainsbury's next, where no one asked in robotic yet cheesy fashion how you are, the quaint pub with the hops over the bar and a roaring fire to daze dreamily into, or the Sally Army playing Chrissy carols in the village centre, the crump of snow underfoot. No, no I can't take any more.