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Old Aug 4th 2009, 1:31 pm
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Originally Posted by ChocolateBabz
Love it poppygirl want one of those. I am seriously considering yellow and black caution tape and closing off 3 of the 4 bathrooms in this house so that at least I will only have to clean 1 loo.

Or as hubby says getting a bloody EAD and getting a real bloody job !! This desperate housewife lark is getting old...
I have my EAD but then i have to go through the whole nurse registering and exams... and yes why oh why are men/boys who always climb the ladder will be more likely to be world leaders or CEOs than us, unable to pee into the bowl?
I HAVE A 50/50 mix hubby depending on mood, sit or stands, no 1 son sits and no 2 son stands.
I worked in McDonalds for 2 years! euew cleaning out those toilets, even 1/2 hourly! fortunately basic wage was for restaurants in the 80's UK, in those days! 3 pounds 10 an hour?, at 17 it was only 5.40, I think 20 years later. and locally $6 an hour!!
oh and I made the mistake telling my 4 year olds their wee wee was good for plants!!
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Old Aug 4th 2009, 1:32 pm
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Originally Posted by Poppy girl
Oh mate I was naughty as at school, not evil just naughty, poured washing up liquid in the cookery teachers demo christmas cake, when she was not looking, locked the needle work teacher the cupboard, oh it goes on lol
LOL - I remember in Primary 7 us 'good kids' were allowed (as a treat and privilege) to go to the staff room and fill up the urn and put out biccies for the teachers before playtime. The boys used to hauck up luggies into the Urn before filling it. OMG makes my stomach churn to think about it now...and we were the good kids.

Maybe cleaning all these loos is my penance?

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Originally Posted by ChocolateBabz
LOL - I remember in Primary 7 us 'good kids' were allowed (as a treat and privilege) to go to the staff room and fill up the urn and put out biccies for the teachers before playtime. The boys used to hauck up luggies into the Urn before filling it. OMG makes my stomach churn to think about it now...and we were the good kids.

Maybe be cleaning all these loos is my penance?
Oh and I just ate ice cream and topping BARF....
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Originally Posted by CitySimon
I'll persnally forgo the limited personal space and privacy for the ability to pee against a tree as an alternative any time day or night.

I would trade that too!
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You need to draw a fly in the bowl, something like this:
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Originally Posted by Poppy girl
Oh mate I was naughty as at school, not evil just naughty, poured washing up liquid in the cookery teachers demo christmas cake, when she was not looking, locked the needle work teacher the cupboard, oh it goes on lol
You had a needlework teacher? UK and US schools must be very different!!
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Originally Posted by Poppy girl
Always feel a bit sorry for you chaps, when you have to pee in a public loo, I mean its not very private, can you actually see the guy who is next to you, thier Mr Worm, when using the urinals
You honestly think they care? Ha!
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Originally Posted by Kaffy Mintcake
You had a needlework teacher? UK and US schools must be very different!!
Oh yes indeed 1 hour a week, cookery class 2 hours a week, typing, and religous education, not sure if they have all those now, cookery could be substituted for metal work, or wood work.
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Originally Posted by Poppy girl
Oh yes indeed 1 hour a week, cookery class 2 hours a week, typing, and religous education, not sure if they have all those now, cookery could be substituted for metal work, or wood work.
Have you no control over your pussy?
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Originally Posted by Poppy girl
Always feel a bit sorry for you chaps, when you have to pee in a public loo, I mean its not very private, can you actually see the guy who is next to you, thier Mr Worm, when using the urinals
As one PG to another, this should explain a few things, especially Section 2.

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Originally Posted by paddingtongreen
As one PG to another, this should explain a few things, especially Section 2.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
WELCOME BACK AGAIN PG

That was so bloody funny I was rolling, no idea how the hell you found it but pleased you did......everyone watch it its long but so worth it.

Leslie will enjoy this with her morning ciggie.
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WELCOME BACK AGAIN PG

That was so bloody funny I was rolling, no idea how the hell you found it but pleased you did......everyone watch it its long but so worth it.

Leslie will enjoy this with her morning ciggie.
Consider that the video was made specifically for females to explain the unspoken understanding which exists between two (or more) men in the same restroom.

I expect that most/all men will have already watched that movie... What do think the guys are shown at school when the boys and girls are split into seperate classes? It's not all reproductive stuff you know.

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Originally Posted by paddingtongreen
You need to draw a fly in the bowl, something like this:
Now THAT's hilarious!!!
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Originally Posted by paddingtongreen
You need to draw a fly in the bowl, something like this:
I always wondered about those flies, I suppose I was focused whilst wondering
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Originally Posted by Jerseygirl
Have you seen About Schmidt?
YES! Awesome movie! Jack Nicholson celebrates the death of his wife by peeing all over the floor

Originally Posted by made of kent
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I HAVE A 50/50 mix hubby depending on mood, sit or stands, no 1 son sits and no 2 son stands.
...
I'm 50/50; depends what I'm wearing ... easy to drop shorts/sweatpants - sit; belted trousers - no question, it's a stand-up job!
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