Brit3964

Daily Mail-o-matic.

It’s that simple – this gives you a new Daily Mail headline every time you click the button. Scientists say it can prevent cancer. Or cause it. They’re not sure

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

sime303

My favourite so far

"IS THE METRIC SYSTEM KILLING THE MEMORY OF DIANA?"

joto

Yeah, the DM gives you (or your computer) a virus as well.

dgsyd1

The Russell Howard "Things the Daily Mail says give you cancer" song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZTeSxWdk1g

cluedweasel

"HAS THE BBC TURNED YOUR MORTGAGE GAY?" Priceless.

Swisstony

WILL FERAL CHILDREN HAVE SEX WITH CLIFF RICHARD?

Apfelkuchen

Has Brussels made Cliff Richard obese?

nethead

My fave so far...

HAVE IMMIGRANTS DEVALUED YOUR DAUGHTERS?

Brit3964

"HAVE WORKING MOTHERS HAD SEX WITH HOMEOWNERS?" Quite possibly I'd say. I notice that Cliff Richard, gays, lesbians and the Tory Party feature quite prominently. Not necessarily in that order mind.

dgsyd1

COULD THE NANNY STATE GIVE THE CHURCH CANCER

IS FACEBOOK MOLESTING DRIVERS

And my fav...

HAS TEENAGE SEX GIVEN MIDDLE BRITAIN DIABETES

Squirrel

They had a hilarious one some time ago on Mock The Week or Have I Got News For You? (can't remember which);

Immigrants Spread New Form Of Aids Which Lowers House Prices

Lothianlad

I can associate myself with two of those categories......if you can call Cliff Richard a category, but he is not one of them anyway....he was well before my time for one thing.

Titchski

HAS FILTH ON TELEVISION TURNED COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY GAY?

Well, has it? Over to our special correspondent Graham Norton...

Bluegrass Lass

COULD PAEDOPHILES MOLEST HOMEOWNERS?

Ermmm, last I checked an 8yr old couldn't own a home.