Bad joke (hehe)

Old Jun 28th 2007, 7:14 pm
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Bloke walks into a pub accompanied by an ostrich and a cat. They spend the
entire evening there, with the bloke and the ostrich taking it in turns to
buy rounds for the three of them, but the cat never once pays for a round.

It's getting towards closing time and the landlord can't contain his
curiosity any longer, so he walks over to their table. "Excuse me mate, but
I couldn't help noticing that your cat never puts his hand in his pocket
when it comes to a round"

"Well it's a strange story" the bloke says. "I was walking through some
woods one day and I heard this little voice crying 'help, help me' and when
I looked down, there was this little leprechaun with his foot stuck under a
tree root. So I freed his foot and he offered me one wish. I said I'd like
a tall bird with a tight pussy."
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Old Jun 29th 2007, 12:38 am
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Originally Posted by Triumphrob
Bloke walks into a pub accompanied by an ostrich and a cat. They spend the
entire evening there, with the bloke and the ostrich taking it in turns to
buy rounds for the three of them, but the cat never once pays for a round.

It's getting towards closing time and the landlord can't contain his
curiosity any longer, so he walks over to their table. "Excuse me mate, but
I couldn't help noticing that your cat never puts his hand in his pocket
when it comes to a round"

"Well it's a strange story" the bloke says. "I was walking through some
woods one day and I heard this little voice crying 'help, help me' and when
I looked down, there was this little leprechaun with his foot stuck under a
tree root. So I freed his foot and he offered me one wish. I said I'd like
a tall bird with a tight pussy."

so are you referring to the ostrich or Ann Coulter?

BTW - are you still moving to Christchurch? That's a nice area.
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Old Jun 29th 2007, 1:19 am
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Originally Posted by Mallory
so are you referring to the ostrich or Ann Coulter?

BTW - are you still moving to Christchurch? That's a nice area.
Hiya..
No Ive decided to stay here. After 21 years I cant move again. Better the devil you know and all that.
Ta
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