Originally Posted by MJC

I had a £50 note tattooed on my dick the other day, wife says why have you done that? I reply firstly I like to see my money grow, secondly i like to play with my money thirdly i like to hold my money in my hand and lastly when you wanna blow £50 you can do it without leaving home.

Originally Posted by MJC

I had a £50 note tattooed on my dick the other day, wife says why have you done that? I reply firstly I like to see my money grow, secondly i like to play with my money thirdly i like to hold my money in my hand and lastly when you wanna blow £50 you can do it without leaving home.

Originally Posted by Fairydust

Thought all this talk of cocktails might bring you out of the closet Conf

Originally Posted by Confucius

Of course...I never hid the fact that I love tails...

Originally Posted by Blue Cat

only on Saturdays???

Originally Posted by Fairydust

could think of several replies but best not - children might be watching

Originally Posted by arbroath_abroad

today i am chilling out at the lakes club. in fact i am only on here cause i have had to nip home to check on the mutt and get a wardrobe delivered.

In 10 mins i shall be in the pool at the lakes nursing an ice cold bulmers

life is bliss

Originally Posted by Blue Cat

I was there all day Thursday, divine !

Originally Posted by arbroath_abroad

so was my wife, Bil and Sil, infact, i was there at 4pm for a few pints.

you must of seen me, the tall dark handsome one at the bar


whooops, forgot you have seen the photo's

Originally Posted by Blue Cat

we left about 4 but you would have recognised us as you have seen ours too!!!

Originally Posted by arbroath_abroad

yea but you never told me which one was your husband

Originally Posted by Blue Cat

What do most of you do on your 'day off'

Originally Posted by Confucius

I have sex...

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa

But then, Confucius, you only have one day off a year, so it's nowt to boast about...

MM, xx