What are the Departments roles in achieving the Company’s target & Strategy?
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Re: What are the Departments roles in achieving the Company’s target & Strategy?
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Thanks a lot for all of you for your friendly replies and i am really very happy to have you as my friends and making my topic, interesting topic. Thanks a lot
But i hope friends that you too help me out or suggest a place for me to get what i want.
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Re: What are the Departments roles in achieving the Company’s target & Strategy?
Getting back on track - some answers:
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Dear Expats;
What are the Departments roles in achieving the Company’s target & Strategy in a Dubai Company?
Role of Technical Department - Identify technical things. Once safely identified then ensure upper management does not realise what the dangerous things do. we don't know what the f**k the technical things do or how we should operate said things. They might hurt us. We don't want that.
Role of Marketing - We are here to obscure any reason at all. We'll SWAT analyse your ass baby, but we don't have a clue about how to increase market share, differntiate between PR, marketing or advertising, adhere to briefs or budgets or indeed have a clue what we do but f**k it baby we'll see you in the Apartment and promise the Earth none the less.
Role of Sales - We know we're here to sell, but f**k it - that's far too much like hard work. I want to work in Marketing - I don't know what they do, but I do know they get the hot ones at the Apartment so I need to get in there. Meeting the bottom line hey!
Role of Customer Care - I'm sorry, but you've lost me there...??? We Don't Care....
Role of IT (Billing) (Subscriber Billing) - IT = shut down, reboot. Billling = shut down, reboot and then give me 100 dhs for telling you this.
Role of Finance - To give you a very hard time on getting back what you are owed.
Role of Human Resource - To wear cowboy hats and ride each other kiddy back style round the office with lassos and pretend to "Get Those Doggies Home" while smoking Cheroots....
Role Admin. - There is none.
Role of GM - Check shares, FOREX and invest in property while getting paid to pretend the orchestration of the f**king madhouse while it somehow makes money.
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(quoted)
Dear Expats;
What are the Departments roles in achieving the Company’s target & Strategy in a Dubai Company?
Role of Technical Department - Identify technical things. Once safely identified then ensure upper management does not realise what the dangerous things do. we don't know what the f**k the technical things do or how we should operate said things. They might hurt us. We don't want that.
Role of Marketing - We are here to obscure any reason at all. We'll SWAT analyse your ass baby, but we don't have a clue about how to increase market share, differntiate between PR, marketing or advertising, adhere to briefs or budgets or indeed have a clue what we do but f**k it baby we'll see you in the Apartment and promise the Earth none the less.
Role of Sales - We know we're here to sell, but f**k it - that's far too much like hard work. I want to work in Marketing - I don't know what they do, but I do know they get the hot ones at the Apartment so I need to get in there. Meeting the bottom line hey!
Role of Customer Care - I'm sorry, but you've lost me there...??? We Don't Care....
Role of IT (Billing) (Subscriber Billing) - IT = shut down, reboot. Billling = shut down, reboot and then give me 100 dhs for telling you this.
Role of Finance - To give you a very hard time on getting back what you are owed.
Role of Human Resource - To wear cowboy hats and ride each other kiddy back style round the office with lassos and pretend to "Get Those Doggies Home" while smoking Cheroots....
Role Admin. - There is none.
Role of GM - Check shares, FOREX and invest in property while getting paid to pretend the orchestration of the f**king madhouse while it somehow makes money.
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Re: What are the Departments roles in achieving the Company’s target & Strategy?
Adil,
Your need is for someone to help you with your MBA dissertation and someone who understands strategy and functional strategic support systems. This is not a trivial issue and you have found that you are getting no-where I suspect. As you are doing your dissertation you must have gone a long way through your MBA and covered strategy formally as part of your course.
Why do you not just go and visit a few telcos, or get in touch if it is impossible to leave Yemen. That is the sort of thing that is expected of an MBA!
There is so much research material within the newspapers and journals that not researching it sends a clear signal of lack of commitment. I have just searched the financial times and the Guardian and found tons.
Suggest you do the same.
Good luck with your MBA.
Dago
Your need is for someone to help you with your MBA dissertation and someone who understands strategy and functional strategic support systems. This is not a trivial issue and you have found that you are getting no-where I suspect. As you are doing your dissertation you must have gone a long way through your MBA and covered strategy formally as part of your course.
Why do you not just go and visit a few telcos, or get in touch if it is impossible to leave Yemen. That is the sort of thing that is expected of an MBA!
There is so much research material within the newspapers and journals that not researching it sends a clear signal of lack of commitment. I have just searched the financial times and the Guardian and found tons.
Suggest you do the same.
Good luck with your MBA.
Dago
#87
Re: What are the Departments roles in achieving the Company’s target & Strategy?
Adil,
Your need is for someone to help you with your MBA dissertation and someone who understands strategy and functional strategic support systems. This is not a trivial issue and you have found that you are getting no-where I suspect. As you are doing your dissertation you must have gone a long way through your MBA and covered strategy formally as part of your course.
Why do you not just go and visit a few telcos, or get in touch if it is impossible to leave Yemen. That is the sort of thing that is expected of an MBA!
There is so much research material within the newspapers and journals that not researching it sends a clear signal of lack of commitment. I have just searched the financial times and the Guardian and found tons.
Suggest you do the same.
Good luck with your MBA.
Dago
Your need is for someone to help you with your MBA dissertation and someone who understands strategy and functional strategic support systems. This is not a trivial issue and you have found that you are getting no-where I suspect. As you are doing your dissertation you must have gone a long way through your MBA and covered strategy formally as part of your course.
Why do you not just go and visit a few telcos, or get in touch if it is impossible to leave Yemen. That is the sort of thing that is expected of an MBA!
There is so much research material within the newspapers and journals that not researching it sends a clear signal of lack of commitment. I have just searched the financial times and the Guardian and found tons.
Suggest you do the same.
Good luck with your MBA.
Dago