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Old Jun 15th 2005, 9:42 am
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Until i leaving this ****ing S**thole full of lazy w***ers who are workshy, unhelpful and arrogant.

Someone please tell me what i need to do to get banned from this hateful s#ithole!!

I was thinking about walking through customs in Riyadh, dressed as Jesus....dragging a crucifix covered in bacon whilst reading a copy of Razzle or Playboy with a crack pipe in my mouth,

However, i dont fancy the 48 months in prison before getting deported.

Any Idea's ????
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Old Jun 15th 2005, 9:56 am
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Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Until i leaving this ****ing S**thole full of lazy w***ers who are workshy, unhelpful and arrogant.

Someone please tell me what i need to do to get banned from this hateful s#ithole!!

I was thinking about walking through customs in Riyadh, dressed as Jesus....dragging a crucifix covered in bacon whilst reading a copy of Razzle or Playboy with a crack pipe in my mouth,

However, i dont fancy the 48 months in prison before getting deported.

Any Idea's ????
Well I remember a slighty (actually rather drunk) drunk American standing in front if me throwing his passport at a Saudi customs officer "Yellah... Send me back home you pig." The guy actually smiled at him, stamped his passport "Welcome back Amariki".

So if that doesn't work? Jeezzz JD, then I really don't know.
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Old Jun 15th 2005, 9:58 am
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Converting to Judaism is an option either.


I like my bacon sandwiches too much

I suppose I could always change my name by deed-poll to Salman Rushdie
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Old Jun 15th 2005, 10:01 am
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Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Converting to Judaism is an option either.


I like my bacon sandwiches too much

I suppose I could always change my name by deed-poll to Salman Rushdie
But hey JD. Landing at Dubai? Then the beer tastes 100 times better. The old "Ram Line for singles" it used to be called Jeddah - Dubai - Bangkok - Dubai - Jeddah.
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But hey JD. Landing at Dubai? Then the beer tastes 100 times better. The old "Ram Line for singles" it used to be called Jeddah - Dubai - Bangkok - Dubai - Jeddah.
Indeed, sending my suitcase home in a seperate taxi and im going straight out on the town


Anyway folks... I bumped into Nabs last week on the Emirates flight at the foreign airport...he says hi to you all.

This week i has the delight of fly Saudi Arabian Airways..

just looking for a pen and paper to write my will..........
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Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Indeed, sending my suitcase home in a seperate taxi and im going straight out on the town


Anyway folks... I bumped into Nabs last week on the Emirates flight at the foreign airport...he says hi to you all.

This week i has the delight of fly Saudi Arabian Airways..

just looking for a pen and paper to write my will..........
And anyone who has been to the foreign airport will know that its a slum.
The gents toilets are just two holes in the floor, catering for the hundreds of people that pass through every hour or so.

And most the people flying are the pakistani workers on their annual trip home...I cannot begin to describe the ordeal....
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Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
And anyone who has been to the foreign airport will know that its a slum.
The gents toilets are just two holes in the floor, catering for the hundreds of people that pass through every hour or so.

And most the people flying are the pakistani workers on their annual trip home...I cannot begin to describe the ordeal....
can tell u r not in the very good mood. Good luck ...
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Originally Posted by novita77
can tell u r not in the very good mood. Good luck ...
Spot on Novi,
Think I'll take a career break/change
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Old Jun 15th 2005, 10:30 am
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What time do you get back here matey?
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Think I'll take a career break/change
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Spot on Novi,
Think I'll take a career break/change
You could always become my bitch...

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Default Re: Thank ****.....3 hours to go

Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
And anyone who has been to the foreign airport will know that its a slum.
The gents toilets are just two holes in the floor, catering for the hundreds of people that pass through every hour or so.

And most the people flying are the pakistani workers on their annual trip home...I cannot begin to describe the ordeal....


hve they all got 20l drums of holy water with em....straigt outta the red sea....suckers......
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Old Jun 15th 2005, 8:27 pm
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Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
And anyone who has been to the foreign airport will know that its a slum.
The gents toilets are just two holes in the floor, catering for the hundreds of people that pass through every hour or so.

And most the people flying are the pakistani workers on their annual trip home...I cannot begin to describe the ordeal....

Well it looks beautiful with all the marble and fountains but I used to report the ladies toilets every time I passed through but no one would take responsibility. At least you dont have to go behind a curtain to be searched by an arab women who was too lazy to move off her chair to search but expected you to stand really close to her to be searched. If you were a woman you could throw your abiyah on the floor. Enjoy your leave.
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