Thank ****.....3 hours to go
Jun 15th 2005, 8:42 am
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Thank ****.....3 hours to go
Until i leaving this ****ing S**thole full of lazy w***ers who are workshy, unhelpful and arrogant.
Someone please tell me what i need to do to get banned from this hateful s#ithole!!
I was thinking about walking through customs in Riyadh, dressed as Jesus....dragging a crucifix covered in bacon whilst reading a copy of Razzle or Playboy with a crack pipe in my mouth,
However, i dont fancy the 48 months in prison before getting deported.
Any Idea's ????
Someone please tell me what i need to do to get banned from this hateful s#ithole!!
I was thinking about walking through customs in Riyadh, dressed as Jesus....dragging a crucifix covered in bacon whilst reading a copy of Razzle or Playboy with a crack pipe in my mouth,
However, i dont fancy the 48 months in prison before getting deported.
Any Idea's ????
Jun 15th 2005, 8:56 am
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Re: Thank ****.....3 hours to go
Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Until i leaving this ****ing S**thole full of lazy w***ers who are workshy, unhelpful and arrogant.
Someone please tell me what i need to do to get banned from this hateful s#ithole!!
I was thinking about walking through customs in Riyadh, dressed as Jesus....dragging a crucifix covered in bacon whilst reading a copy of Razzle or Playboy with a crack pipe in my mouth,
However, i dont fancy the 48 months in prison before getting deported.
Any Idea's ????
Someone please tell me what i need to do to get banned from this hateful s#ithole!!
I was thinking about walking through customs in Riyadh, dressed as Jesus....dragging a crucifix covered in bacon whilst reading a copy of Razzle or Playboy with a crack pipe in my mouth,
However, i dont fancy the 48 months in prison before getting deported.
Any Idea's ????
So if that doesn't work? Jeezzz JD, then I really don't know.
Jun 15th 2005, 8:58 am
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Re: Thank ****.....3 hours to go
Converting to Judaism is an option either.
I like my bacon sandwiches too much
I suppose I could always change my name by deed-poll to Salman Rushdie
I like my bacon sandwiches too much
I suppose I could always change my name by deed-poll to Salman Rushdie
Jun 15th 2005, 9:01 am
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Re: Thank ****.....3 hours to go
Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Converting to Judaism is an option either.
I like my bacon sandwiches too much
I suppose I could always change my name by deed-poll to Salman Rushdie
I like my bacon sandwiches too much
I suppose I could always change my name by deed-poll to Salman Rushdie
Jun 15th 2005, 9:05 am
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Re: Thank ****.....3 hours to go
Originally Posted by Frans Wind
But hey JD. Landing at Dubai? Then the beer tastes 100 times better. The old "Ram Line for singles" it used to be called Jeddah - Dubai - Bangkok - Dubai - Jeddah.
Anyway folks... I bumped into Nabs last week on the Emirates flight at the foreign airport...he says hi to you all.
This week i has the delight of fly Saudi Arabian Airways..
just looking for a pen and paper to write my will..........
Jun 15th 2005, 9:08 am
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Re: Thank ****.....3 hours to go
Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Indeed, sending my suitcase home in a seperate taxi and im going straight out on the town
Anyway folks... I bumped into Nabs last week on the Emirates flight at the foreign airport...he says hi to you all.
This week i has the delight of fly Saudi Arabian Airways..
just looking for a pen and paper to write my will..........
Anyway folks... I bumped into Nabs last week on the Emirates flight at the foreign airport...he says hi to you all.
This week i has the delight of fly Saudi Arabian Airways..
just looking for a pen and paper to write my will..........
The gents toilets are just two holes in the floor, catering for the hundreds of people that pass through every hour or so.
And most the people flying are the pakistani workers on their annual trip home...I cannot begin to describe the ordeal....
Jun 15th 2005, 9:12 am
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Re: Thank ****.....3 hours to go
Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
And anyone who has been to the foreign airport will know that its a slum.
The gents toilets are just two holes in the floor, catering for the hundreds of people that pass through every hour or so.
And most the people flying are the pakistani workers on their annual trip home...I cannot begin to describe the ordeal....
The gents toilets are just two holes in the floor, catering for the hundreds of people that pass through every hour or so.
And most the people flying are the pakistani workers on their annual trip home...I cannot begin to describe the ordeal....
Jun 15th 2005, 9:14 am
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Re: Thank ****.....3 hours to go
Originally Posted by novita77
can tell u r not in the very good mood. Good luck ...
Think I'll take a career break/change
Jun 15th 2005, 9:30 am
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Re: Thank ****.....3 hours to go
What time do you get back here matey?
Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Spot on Novi,
Think I'll take a career break/change
Think I'll take a career break/change
Jun 15th 2005, 11:14 am
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Re: Thank ****.....3 hours to go
Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Spot on Novi,
Think I'll take a career break/change
Think I'll take a career break/change
Forgot - you already are
Jun 15th 2005, 6:16 pm
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Re: Thank ****.....3 hours to go
Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
And anyone who has been to the foreign airport will know that its a slum.
The gents toilets are just two holes in the floor, catering for the hundreds of people that pass through every hour or so.
And most the people flying are the pakistani workers on their annual trip home...I cannot begin to describe the ordeal....
The gents toilets are just two holes in the floor, catering for the hundreds of people that pass through every hour or so.
And most the people flying are the pakistani workers on their annual trip home...I cannot begin to describe the ordeal....
hve they all got 20l drums of holy water with em....straigt outta the red sea....suckers......
Jun 15th 2005, 7:27 pm
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Re: Thank ****.....3 hours to go
Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
And anyone who has been to the foreign airport will know that its a slum.
The gents toilets are just two holes in the floor, catering for the hundreds of people that pass through every hour or so.
And most the people flying are the pakistani workers on their annual trip home...I cannot begin to describe the ordeal....
The gents toilets are just two holes in the floor, catering for the hundreds of people that pass through every hour or so.
And most the people flying are the pakistani workers on their annual trip home...I cannot begin to describe the ordeal....
Well it looks beautiful with all the marble and fountains but I used to report the ladies toilets every time I passed through but no one would take responsibility. At least you dont have to go behind a curtain to be searched by an arab women who was too lazy to move off her chair to search but expected you to stand really close to her to be searched. If you were a woman you could throw your abiyah on the floor. Enjoy your leave.
