Stupid Dubai banks
Dec 21st 2004, 10:10 am
#46
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
Originally Posted by joseph.creative
I hate to say this but did I not say that all along about HSBC hence why I bank with boys on Al Wassl Rd in the nice big building.
Everybody I know has shit with HSBC. But i like Citibak for the Emirates miles.
Everybody I know has shit with HSBC. But i like Citibak for the Emirates miles.
Christ.
Dec 21st 2004, 10:37 am
#47
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
Originally Posted by kristy
OK, if you read it properly, you will see that HSBC is the work account and therefore this is NOT MY FAULT BECAUSE I DID NOT CHOOSE THEM!!!!!
Christ.
Christ.
Dec 21st 2004, 4:22 pm
#48
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
Originally Posted by joseph.creative
in shallah.... my favourite phrase in Dubai.
My one is "shut up and listen to me, you work for me so do what I want".
Working so far....
My one is "shut up and listen to me, you work for me so do what I want".
Working so far....
Originally Posted by joseph.creative
chill. they are not used to ram raiding yet. off to rent a nice big pathfinder and find some AK 47's.....
"Listen..... I am literally paying your salary! So shutup and do as I say as its not my problem that u have the job u do".
I know, I know, its very cold and mean, but I have used it on people here in Dubai.... sometimes its the only thing that works. I dont use it that often.... it is saved for those times when people really try my patience..... a good example wud be cinema ticket sales counters!
I will add that it has been over a year since I last used that on anyone. hoping to make it a whole 2 years soon!
Dec 21st 2004, 6:00 pm
#49
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
i find that
"put the money in the bag and nobody gets hurt"
works most of the time
or
"put the money in the bag or ill blow ur fekin head off"
if they dont comply with the first instruction...
"put the money in the bag and nobody gets hurt"
works most of the time
or
"put the money in the bag or ill blow ur fekin head off"
if they dont comply with the first instruction...
Dec 22nd 2004, 5:33 am
#50
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
Originally Posted by shiva
i find that
"put the money in the bag and nobody gets hurt"
works most of the time
or
"put the money in the bag or ill blow ur fekin head off"
if they dont comply with the first instruction...
"put the money in the bag and nobody gets hurt"
works most of the time
or
"put the money in the bag or ill blow ur fekin head off"
if they dont comply with the first instruction...
well sed!
Dec 22nd 2004, 6:19 am
#51
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
Hooray, I have been paid!!!! Citibank rock! 
Dec 22nd 2004, 6:55 am
#52
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
Originally Posted by kristy
Hooray, I have been paid!!!! Citibank rock!
Good job too......its far to hot to wear a balaclava....
Dec 22nd 2004, 6:55 am
#53
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
Originally Posted by kristy
Hooray, I have been paid!!!! Citibank rock!
Don't worry we'll sort you out and make sure your still drunk when you get on the plane tomorrow.
Dec 22nd 2004, 7:05 am
#54
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
Originally Posted by Crying Freeman
Right so your buying all the booze tonight then!!!
Don't worry we'll sort you out and make sure your still drunk when you get on the plane tomorrow.
Don't worry we'll sort you out and make sure your still drunk when you get on the plane tomorrow.
Dec 22nd 2004, 7:29 am
#55
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
Originally Posted by kristy
Hmmm, I'm not sure they let you fly when you're drunk. I'm sure I can act sober. If JC was here he'd agree that I never look like I'm drunk, ever.
That's a bloody good skill to have!! I think the constant slurring and falling over tells em I'm drunk...
Dec 22nd 2004, 7:30 am
#56
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
Originally Posted by Crying Freeman
That's a bloody good skill to have!! I think the constant slurring and falling over tells em I'm drunk...
Dec 22nd 2004, 7:31 am
#57
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
Dont you get mistaken for a pilot though ??????????
All pilots r drunk these days aren't they???? Or is that just BA?
Dec 24th 2004, 7:43 am
#58
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
Originally Posted by Jellybean
All pilots r drunk these days aren't they???? Or is that just BA?
Dec 24th 2004, 10:23 am
#59
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
Originally Posted by joseph.creative
na.... most pilots!
:scared: That does it, i'm going home by camel next time!!!
Feb 2nd 2005, 12:17 pm
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Re: Stupid Dubai banks
Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
I have an account with Dubai bank.
It is the first transfer i have done with them, so i will allow them this one error..if they fluff it again then ill try NBD.
Check out dubai banks web site. i did the royal banking thingy...free credit cards and stuff.
It is the first transfer i have done with them, so i will allow them this one error..if they fluff it again then ill try NBD.
Check out dubai banks web site. i did the royal banking thingy...free credit cards and stuff.
Jammy,
You may want to close your account with your Bank. Apparently their entire Credit Cards Database (the BIN) was compromised and they had to reissue abt 100,000 cards again :scared: :scared: So if they do have online banking, stay away. Plus heard lot of other horror stories (all TRUE).......but am wary of posting on this site now.
Ofcourse all this never gets reported in the newspapers
Anya