mikewot

Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed, also the Deputy Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces, urged residents to be cautious and “to use modern technology and social networking sites for the benefit of our society and country”,

In other words STFU!

Sandboy

I was in a restaurant where they were playing pan pipe shite the other day, I automatically assumed someone was dead

it may have been the chef, the food was shite too

weasel decentral

I was getting ready the other night for some expected coitus with an amenable young Emirati woman (Mid 40s, divorced with 8 or 9 kids and fat hands).

Imagine my surprise when finally removing her layers of shrouds, that in the flickering light of my faulty Hilux interior bulbs, I noticed her pubic hair had been waxed in the shape of the Sheikh's unmistakeable beard and eyebrows.

Clearly this was to be an unspoken sign of his demise. It had the effect of introducing an air of sombreness and dignity to our cheap and sordid tryst. I will carry to my grave the image of this great and noble man enjoying a Cuban Gran Corona.

Cypselos

I'm concerned. Everything says it's Eid time and I'm going to get days off, but this thread hasn't been bumped. How can it be eid if there's no rumour?

ragga

I wonder what will happen this Ramadan.

scrubbedexpat141

Good grief. This was all discussed almost a year ago. How mad, time flies.

Meow

I haven't heard a single rumour.


So far...

scrubbedexpat141

Nor me. Not a jot.

Still plenty of time....

Pongo

The new Sheikh Khalifa grand mosque in Al Ain looks like it will take another year to complete.....