Paddyirishmen

Looking for dance classes in Riyadh? I've been told there are salsa classes in ranco,anyone know of other classes?

Patsy Stoned

A "modern" Islamic couple were preparing for a religious wedding, so they met with their Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asked if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asked,

Man: We realise that it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together.
Mullah: Absolutely not. It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately.
Man: So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?
Mullah: No, It's forbidden in Islam.
Man: Well, okay, but what about sex? Can we finally have sex?
Mullah: Of course! Allah O Akbar (God is great)! Sex is OK within the marriage, to have children!
Man: What about different positions?
Mullah: Allah O Akbar! No problem.
Man: Woman on top is OK?
Mullah: Sure, Allah O Akbar. Go for it!
Man: Doggy style?
Mullah: Sure! La Ellaha Ella Allah! Allah O Akbar!
Man: On the kitchen table?
Mullah: Yes, yes! Allah O Akbar!
Man: Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather straps, whips, gags, butt plugs, a bucket of honey and a porno S&M video?
Mullah: You may indeed. Allah O Akbar!
Man: Can we do it standing up?

Mullah: No.

Man: Why not?

Mullah: Because that could lead to dancing.

Man: Sigh …..!

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co durham boy

A Paddy looking for dance classes in Saudi.......?

Got to be a wind up

Millhouse

Time to wheel this one out again...

co durham boy

Think ive just been with them lads over the past 4 days....

Millhouse

Learn any moves?

Patsy Stoned

I love that

weasel decentral

In an effort to be helpful there are also salsa classes in FAL compound. You won't be able to use them to express your horizontal desires vertically though, if that's what's in your mind.

co durham boy

No , the only lesson i learned was never take a shit in Jeddah Airport !