Ok, I know you can't bring porn but...
May 9th 2010, 4:47 pm
#76
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Re: Ok, I know you can't bring porn but...
you sad mofo
May 10th 2010, 11:32 pm
#78
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Re: Ok, I know you can't bring porn but...
Ops....Looks like I'll be doing a little unpacking. I'm glad I saw this
May 11th 2010, 5:27 am
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Re: Ok, I know you can't bring porn but...
Be Advised young man..The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit addition will land you in jail here..This town is not wide open, in fact it's completely closed. And don't even think about having sex with a woman until you marry her
May 11th 2010, 5:43 am
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Re: Ok, I know you can't bring porn but...
May 11th 2010, 1:26 pm
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Re: Ok, I know you can't bring porn but...
I'm Saudi and I know a lot about Riyadh.
Everything is available ( under the table ) but there should be a safe place like compounds.
I'm willing to provide my help to have fun.
whoever is interested should contact me.
Everything is available ( under the table ) but there should be a safe place like compounds.
I'm willing to provide my help to have fun.
whoever is interested should contact me.
May 11th 2010, 1:55 pm
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Re: Ok, I know you can't bring porn but...
Why are sex toys banned here- other than for mens egos? I'm sure when the phrophet made up his rules he didn't say no dildos or vibrators... Perhaps these men should try playing with a dildo or vibrator with their partners and they might find they actually enjoy it, might even make their sex life better so tehy then don't have to shag the maid.. Its hardly the end of the world is it, I'd still rather shag a man than a rabbit, so they really have nothing to fear - (although that doesn't mean any man over a rabbit), they aren't having their masculinity taken away, and they might even find they like it used on them, the old anal gland and all that 
May 11th 2010, 3:32 pm
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Re: Ok, I know you can't bring porn but...
So if you're a Cavalier and you can't fit under the dining room table with your trousers off then you can't have sex? Is that like if your elder brother IS going home this weekend and you're NOT having your haircut, then you hang your coat on the lower peg, Smithers?
May 11th 2010, 4:44 pm
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Re: Ok, I know you can't bring porn but...
Interesting thread...
May 11th 2010, 5:53 pm
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