Life in Jumeriah
Jun 21st 2006, 6:00 am
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Life in Jumeriah
From here....
Jumeriah Jane has died I think
She fell down under her kitchen sink
She was trying to find some dish washer powder
Her head got crushed and she is now chowder
Her husband looks so very calm
He has a new house on the palm
He got himself a brand new life
One trip to Thailand, here's his wife.
She cooks and cleans better than a maid
His Jumeriah Jane was very staid
Her Prado keeps her feeling fine
While his new wife knows how to tow the line
Summer is here, kids are off school
Jumeriah Jane does not feel so cool
The Thai delight is keeping him happy
While Jumeriah Jane sulks with her frappe
Her credit card got refused today
OH MY GOD! Her roots are on display
Whatever happened to driving in the fast lane?
They call her the loser chick no more Jumeriah Jane
Jumeriah Jane has died I think
She fell down under her kitchen sink
She was trying to find some dish washer powder
Her head got crushed and she is now chowder
Her husband looks so very calm
He has a new house on the palm
He got himself a brand new life
One trip to Thailand, here's his wife.
She cooks and cleans better than a maid
His Jumeriah Jane was very staid
Her Prado keeps her feeling fine
While his new wife knows how to tow the line
Summer is here, kids are off school
Jumeriah Jane does not feel so cool
The Thai delight is keeping him happy
While Jumeriah Jane sulks with her frappe
Her credit card got refused today
OH MY GOD! Her roots are on display
Whatever happened to driving in the fast lane?
They call her the loser chick no more Jumeriah Jane
Jun 21st 2006, 6:14 am
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Re: Life in Jumeriah
You must be really bored!!! 
Jun 22nd 2006, 12:05 pm
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Re: Life in Jumeriah
Jumeirah John sounds great...I would rather have coffee in Mercato with all the mums than work too!
Jun 24th 2006, 3:34 am
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Re: Life in Jumeriah
Originally Posted by Norm_uk
Jumeirah John sounds great...I would rather have coffee in Mercato with all the mums than work too!
Jun 24th 2006, 4:19 am
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Re: Life in Jumeriah
Originally Posted by MJC
No you wouldn't Norm, you really, really wouldn't.
Jun 24th 2006, 6:01 am
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Re: Life in Jumeriah
Originally Posted by MJC
No you wouldn't Norm, you really, really wouldn't.
Jun 24th 2006, 7:00 am
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Re: Life in Jumeriah
Originally Posted by MJC
No you wouldn't Norm, you really, really wouldn't.
Jun 24th 2006, 7:02 am
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Re: Life in Jumeriah
Originally Posted by Norm_uk
They can't be that bad...can they?
Jun 24th 2006, 11:17 am
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Re: Life in Jumeriah
Originally Posted by Norm_uk
They can't be that bad...can they?
They're not ALL like that, you might get one of the decent ones, but it'll take an awfull lot of Hippo (Reggie Perrin) kissing before you do!!
How are you Malt btw - you're not one of the above!
Jun 24th 2006, 11:49 am
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Re: Life in Jumeriah
Originally Posted by MJC
Think of the 2 most hated mother-in-laws. Then square them, then square them again, continue ad infinitum. Am I getting my point across.
They're not ALL like that, you might get one of the decent ones, but it'll take an awfull lot of Hippo (Reggie Perrin) kissing before you do!!
How are you Malt btw - you're not one of the above!
They're not ALL like that, you might get one of the decent ones, but it'll take an awfull lot of Hippo (Reggie Perrin) kissing before you do!!
How are you Malt btw - you're not one of the above!
Hope ure ok 
Sure hope Im not.............. :scared: esp if ure talking about my MIL :scared:
