Originally Posted by novita77

Well... ur hair looks shorter than the other pic...

Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers

Smart Picture Face !

Sorry Nov.. No can do without a release authorization !

Originally Posted by Face81

not until I have seen them u cheeky fella! LOL

i am still waiting for those......... had to clear out the cobwebs from my mail box the other day and still found none from u.

Originally Posted by novita77

Well... ur hair looks shorter than the other pic...

Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers

Well I had the horrible ordeal of finding that i had made the papers here again today...the picture is absolutely dreadful...i look ill..........................well.........i had been drinking for 6 hours the night before..

Originally Posted by Face81

be back in 3 minutes..... need to take the clothes out of the washing machine and pop them into the drier..........


that other pic, with me in the red t is 2 years old...... one does need a hair cut from time to time.

that pic I posted yesterday is only a day old.

[Face runs out the door to the laundromat...............]

Originally Posted by novita77

When u going to start to look after ur liver?

Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers

I do, it gets a good work-out every night !!

Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers

I do, it gets a good work-out every night !!

Originally Posted by novita77

U look better in the new photo ... A looooootttttt better ...

Originally Posted by Malteser

Bloody moving house business is driving me crazyyy :scared: :scared:

Hubby in a bad mood tooo and I dont like it whens hes like that :scared: :scared:

JB can u just click yr fingers and make everything in place for me plsssssss

Originally Posted by Jellybean

Sorry Malt but it only works inside the pub.

Cheers

Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers

Oh Yes.. will be all emotional, just emailed her instructions for the flight :

Wednesday night

Make sure you get a good nights sleep, I know your going to be dead excited, but its better if you sleep then you will have more energy for fun stuff
The taxi is arriving at 6.00am to take you to Terminal 3 at Heathrow Airport. Make sure you have your passport.

Thursday Daytime

If the taxi does not arrive by 6.10am, get Nan to give them a call. I have put all contact numbers on the bottom of the letter.
I got a call from them today, they said it was an executive car, so it should have lots of room and be a bit bigger than my old Boxster !
Make Sure Nan gets the taxi man to make sure he will be there when you get back!!

You will be arriving at Terminal 3 at around 8am. You and Nan need to find the ticket Desk.
Once you get the ticket they will check your bags in and you then get to walk through the metal detectors.

Make sure you put all your metal stuff in your hand luggage or nans handbag.

There might be a bit of a wait before you get on to the plane. Please don't pester Nan to buy you anything,
things are much cheaper here so I will get you the stuff you need once you arrive. You should only really need a snack and drinks, maybe a puzzle book or magazine.

Once your in your seat, if the flight is not busy, look for an empty row of seats in the middle. Tell the cabin crew you going to move once the door is closed.
You can lift the arm rests up and they make a really cosy bed. I have done hundreds of flights and they let me do it all the time!!
If the cabin crew says no, get Nan to ask a different one instead, Nan is good at getting things done

Once your in the air there is a TV in front of you. It has lots of cool movies, and games and puzzles and music videos and radio, so you can play games and stuff.
During your flight they will probably bring you 2 or 3 meals. I know your a fussy little eater, but PLEASE eat your food, otherwise you will have no energy to go to Wild Wadi.
I will check with Nan to make sure you were not too much trouble for her !

Thursday Night

I have organised some Emirates cabin crew to meet you at the bottom of the plane, They will be dressed in Gold/yellow and will be calling out your name.
They will scoot you off and help you get your passport stamped and your bags collected really really quickly. They will also take you to where I will be waiting. If they are not outside the plane, they will be just inside the building.
Get big Nan to ask the crew where the "Marharba" hostesses are.
I'm not sure but I think they will drive you around in a golf buggy ( a little electric car...they are super cool)


Remember that when you land, your body will think it is 5.30pm.............but it will be 9.30pm here, so try to sleep in the car or on the plane please honey xxxxx