Kiwi Joke Time for Jeeper
Oct 25th 2006, 6:53 am
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Kiwi Joke Time for Jeeper
Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery.
Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
So the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
"Fust," he said, "I don"t want to have to kuss er .."
"Sicond, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus."
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was.
"Wull," said Graham, "You gotta give me another wik to come up with the $500."
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery.
Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
So the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution.
Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500?
Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
"Fust," he said, "I don"t want to have to kuss er .."
"Sicond, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus."
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was.
"Wull," said Graham, "You gotta give me another wik to come up with the $500."
Oct 25th 2006, 9:59 am
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Re: Kiwi Joke Time for Jeeper
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Oct 25th 2006, 12:55 pm
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Re: Kiwi Joke Time for Jeeper
Originally Posted by Jeeper
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to
her husband.
"I look horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting more
saggy
by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll have to
go
up yet ANOTHER dress size."
Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues, "I just feel so
old
and ugly . . . can you please at least pay me one compliment?"
The husband replies.....
"Well if it's any consolation, your eyesight's *****ing spot on!!"
