It is joke ... no offence to anybody :D
Jun 21st 2005, 3:25 pm
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It is joke ... no offence to anybody :D
A Pakistani arrives in London all excited, he stops the first person he
meets. "Good day, Mr. Englishman, thank you to accept me in your nice
country,and...""The person interrupts and says: "I am not English, I'm
Chinese."The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by. "Thank you Mr.Englishman for to let my family and me stay here..."Again, he is
interrupted before finishing his sentence. "I no be English, I be Turk!" The
Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by. "Mr. Englishman, me thank you for hospitality you give...""But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African, not English.He goes a little farther and meets another Englishman and greets him "Thank you for letting me come to your beautiful country.""I'm not an Englishman, I'm a Mexican. ""But," answers the Pakistan in distressed, "where are the Englishmen??"The Mexican looks at his watch and says, "Probably at work".
meets. "Good day, Mr. Englishman, thank you to accept me in your nice
country,and...""The person interrupts and says: "I am not English, I'm
Chinese."The Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by. "Thank you Mr.Englishman for to let my family and me stay here..."Again, he is
interrupted before finishing his sentence. "I no be English, I be Turk!" The
Pakistani continues on his way and meets another passer-by. "Mr. Englishman, me thank you for hospitality you give...""But my friend, don't you see that I am black? I am African, not English.He goes a little farther and meets another Englishman and greets him "Thank you for letting me come to your beautiful country.""I'm not an Englishman, I'm a Mexican. ""But," answers the Pakistan in distressed, "where are the Englishmen??"The Mexican looks at his watch and says, "Probably at work".
