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Job offer in Dubai

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Old Apr 10th 2008, 12:53 pm
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Default Re: Job offer in Dubai

Originally Posted by jvr20
so she'll get a 'local' package? so much the better!!
Yeah we all want one of those..

There you go sir, let me just check you have everything:
Free land to build your house on with subsidised loan for building it which you are unlikely to pay anyway..check
Ranger Rover Supercharged Sport...check (see above for payment terms)
Three Wives.....check
oh yes of course sir, we nearly forgot the houses for the extra wives, we don't want any arguements do we sir...check
and finally, yes sir, your 100,000dhs a month job, for which you have to do nothing apart from look nastily at those pesky expats..check
One more thing? Yes sir of course you will retire after 20 years of this job to a pension based on your full final salary.
More tea sir? Ah ok, another Heineken..
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