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Old Feb 18th 2005, 3:32 pm
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For those of you who do not frequent the TIO forum: A joint effort by Leslie66 and Jellybean



Millies poem......

Camilla is horse of course of course!
'cos she likes to be taken with such force!

Galloping around from room to room
Chasing Chaz to his doom!

Chuck's dressed in frock - a light shade of blue
With a very tight bodice and a flouncy tu tu

Camilla wearing a strap on, it's hard as a rock!!
"My oh my that's a sizable c**k!"

She buggers him hard and she buggers him right!
My God Chaz you ain't 'arf tight!!

With a sudden squeak Chuck jumps straight to the ceiling!
The thought of that up his a*se wasn't at all appealing!

Millie jumps after him as quick as a cat,
Chaz darling don’t think you’ll get away with that.

But Chaz is too fast and grabs hold of her member,
if it was hers it would have been a moment to remember.

As quick as a flash Millie turns him around,
and on his dick she did start to pound.

Her tits were a wobble her mouth was agape,
oh shit where the hell is that masking tape.

To think not long ago Chaz was feeling quite lonely,
he could hardly believe he was being ridden like a pony.

Chaz his c**k standing proud and true,
shouted, get back here Millie I am not yet through.

She turns to him with a glisten in her eye,
oh but darling you have more fish to fry.

From behind Millie a figure appeared,
this was the usual, not strange or weird.

Chaz unbuckled his garters and and struck a pose,
what the hell, he had nothing to lose!

The figure came closer, a strange sound she did make,
she looked quite appealing if you fancied a rake.

Her face was long and teeth a chatter,
her feet so big just like a cheese platter.

Her hips a clicking they did go,
my God Chaz how could you stoop so low.

Millie closeby her quarters a quiver,
her loins were trembling, she let out a shiver.

Oh Chaz please take her good and hard,
she's the friskiest filly we have in the yard.

Chaz admired the lithe yet skinny creature,
her head alone was certainly a strange feature.

As she opened her mouth to give him some head,
Millie ran and jumped on the bed.

Sensing immediately that things were not right,
she was sure this creature was about to bite.

Suddenly Chaz with his throbbing hard on,
shouted my God I am shagging Celine Dion!
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Millies worms


Millie Millie full of worms,
must be all those horsey germs.
You must stop playing with that poo,
and leave your bumhole alone in the loo.

Long, thin, brown and slimey,
my goodness Millie your nails are grimey.
Crawling out of your hairy hole,
don't worry Chaz won't tell a soul.

Pull it, tug it, yank it out,
get those cheeks into a pout.
Flush it away, flush it away, flush it away now,
and don't get them again you dirty old sow.
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The first part of this was written by precise_diamond in the lounge...I added my own last verse...

The Wedding

Charles and Camilla in April are going to be wed,
It is their choice, if not ours it has to be said,
Now there are people willing to cuss and hiss,
It won’t change a thing, so lets all just give it a miss.

Now they have changed the venue for all to see,
In fact that includes everyone… Jellybean and me,
Let’s give them a send off they won’t ever forget,
Have the fireworks ready, the timers all set.

A few from BE forum wish them all the best,
They look ok in clothes, imagine either undressed,
I want to put forward that we all sign a card,
We could even send a gift, perhaps a very big turd.

JB's bit:

Jellybean would personally like to send them a pile of crap,
her only problem is that it will be hard to wrap.
I will just put it in a bucket and tip it on Millies head,
and hope that very soon she will too be dead.
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Thank you very much Jellybean for including mine. I tried to karma but cannot so here is the IOU.
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Thank you very much Jellybean for including mine. I tried to karma but cannot so here is the IOU.
No worries poppet, didn't we do well?
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Originally Posted by Jellybean
No worries poppet, didn't we do well?
Oh yes we did, I am contacting publishing companies as I type.
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To Ray from Jellybean....

'Tis the day Ray, you keep your word,
'cos I am not your chick your gal or your bird.
As this morning I have not touched a drop,
may you kindy take your hand outta my top?

To Jellybean from Cov......

I regret that today, Ray will keep,
His hot and shaking hand in deep,
At least it's not quite a shock
To find his hand up your Frock.

To Cov from Jellybean.....

This is all very fine and dandy,
to find that I can make him so randy.
But alas tomorrow he would feel a fool,
if I had to drag him along to school.

To JB from Cov....

Then to school he will have to go
as he clearly loves you so,
With one hand down your frock
and the other hand, pulling on his sock

To Cov from JB.......

It's a good job I don't ride the tube,
with Rays hand resting on my boob.
The looks we would get sure would be odd,
with a mans hands roaming all over my bod.

To all from Rumble Tumble.....

But his zipper got jammed
the harder he rammed,
Then he screamed out in fright
as JB took a bite.......

To Ray from Cov.....

With Casper on one leg, and With JB on another,
One can only cry and shudder.
Ray won't you please release her now,
Before she gets to the Leaky Dhow.

To JB from Cov.....

Alas, its there his hand will stay
He wants to get his end away
Over your luscious body he'll drool
to remove him now will be too cruel

From RT.....

Ray released her too soon
She makes haste with our Toon
Will she get to the Dow
Cov's catching up now......

Alas...cruel, cruel he shout's
as she throw's him about
she catches him of guard
and clout's him real hard.....

From Cov.....

As poor Ray staggers away,
its clear that JB has had her day
With support from Rumble Tum
She'll win the dayout, Ee by Gum!

From RT....

As JB up's and runs
shout's to Ray "ta for the fun"
he shout's we'll meet again
then you'll experience some pain.......

From Cov....

Jb retorts "no pain no gain,
Without you I'll remain sober and sane
Ray walks out on bendy legs
and draws deeply upon his Fag

From JB......

JB is left faint, tattered and torn,
but her relief that in the morn.
She can ride the tube her way,
without the wandering hand of Ray.

From Cov....

Ray stares hard at the object of his lust
To have her, to find courage, I must
If JB has escaped far from his sight
He will not wait until dusk and daylight

From I_Love_JB

I_love_JB is glad because
Ray's hand left Jellybean's tit
I should have acted sooner, of course
But I'm sorry, I was delayed a bit.....

From Leslie.....

JB discloses her secret treasure
A nice little toy for Ray's pleasure
Out of her her bottom, she pulls some beads
Let me try them!! Ray begs and pleads

From JB.....

I'll swap them for your rampant rabbit,
I know it's hard for you to drop the habit.
But the rampant rabbit is all I wish for,
and not even I_Love_JB's paw.

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Originally Posted by Jellybean
To Ray from Jellybean....

'Tis the day Ray, you keep your word,
'cos I am not your chick your gal or your bird.
As this morning I have not touched a drop,
may you kindy take your hand outta my top?

To Jellybean from Cov......

I regret that today, Ray will keep,
His hot and shaking hand in deep,
At least it's not quite a shock
To find his hand up your Frock.

To Cov from Jellybean.....

This is all very fine and dandy,
to find that I can make him so randy.
But alas tomorrow he would feel a fool,
if I had to drag him along to school.

To JB from Cov....

Then to school he will have to go
as he clearly loves you so,
With one hand down your frock
and the other hand, pulling on his sock

To Cov from JB.......

It's a good job I don't ride the tube,
with Rays hand resting on my boob.
The looks we would get sure would be odd,
with a mans hands roaming all over my bod.

To all from Rumble Tumble.....

But his zipper got jammed
the harder he rammed,
Then he screamed out in fright
as JB took a bite.......

To Ray from Cov.....

With Casper on one leg, and With JB on another,
One can only cry and shudder.
Ray won't you please release her now,
Before she gets to the Leaky Dhow.
PMSL...
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Pt 2...

From Leslie....

Cov, I'm horny and lazy and bored
I need a bad boy to show me his sword
All this sex talk has got me wishin'
A gorgeous stranger would make me his mission

From RT.....

I won't beg and plead
but i need those beads
Shout's Ray as he tumble's with Rumble
and they frolick and fumble

From JB.....

Well if it was left to JB she would be pulling worms,
yes she has them in all shapes and forms.
They come out at night when you are asleep,
no they will not come out if you peep.

Ahh Leslie just here there is a stranger,
but don't get him muddle with the real Lone Ranger.
He's shady, he's smooth, he is a real brut,
but I am sure he will really enjoy your fruit.

From Leslie....

You don't mean Brit? That mean old thug?
I could never shag someone so smug!
If I had my way the one tearing off my frock
Would be a little younger with a much harder cock

From JB.....

Ok Leslie but I think you are prude,
there is no reason for being so rude.
It is the smug ones, the mean old thugs,
that like to get their hands on our jugs.

From RT....

JB's down on the floor
begging rampant bunny for more
In anger she break's off rampant's head
and all because the batteries were dead

From Toontje...

fortunately I'm not that old
Or, at least, that's what I was told
So I still don't need my glasses
To see those bumpers of the lasses

From JB....

And Leslie by what do you put your rule of measure,
is it by yours or the others pleasure?
We know you like it hard and rough,
that's why this man eats from a trough.

Leslie I know you are wanton and wild,
and whatever you do it will never be mild.
So get out your whip and spank away,
it doesn't matter if he is gay.

From Cov......

JB! thats a mean accusation
You know that Ray is quite a sensation
In dreamy pink he'll wave his stick
Theres no doubting who's got the big Prick

Alas it's not the bumpers you feel,
Its the snake, as slippery as an eel
So you do require your Specs
and a healthy dose of Ex'lax.

Don't worry shouts out our Sam
I'll use my big two ton Ram
I'll charge em up so you can push
So hard that up his tosh.

From Toontje....

I was talking about the girls
With their hair all up in curls
And not about an expat lad
You'll never find one in my bed......

From Cov....

My error, I was clearly mistaken
I saw the wig and was somewhat shaken
Without doubt you don't like men
its clear you're a cock to a hen.

From JB......

Alas I am sorry but it has to be said,
that JB is tired and off to bed.
I have enjoyed partaking in your humour,
I wish we had of started it sooner.

But JB must have her beauty sleep,
before she gets in way too deep.
Don't worry my friends when JB arises,
she will indeed have more surprises.


xx

From Tomelina....

Good night, sleep tight...
Look out for the worms
exiting from where your shite

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Reading this lot makes me ask was there ever a female 'Shakespeare? A great deal of inspiration and imagination going on here.
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Reading this lot makes me ask was there ever a female 'Shakespeare? A great deal of inspiration and imagination going on here.
It's amazing what happens when in the groove LOL
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Pt 3...cont. tomorrow.....

From RT....

While Cov and Rumble sat on the wall,
Leslie & Brit went at it hammer & all.
JB trying to distract, lifted her skirt,
Cov & Rumble gasped in shock as JB's nipples were pert.

Leslie bit Brit on the bum,
Brit pulled out his gun.
As JB gasped in shock
Leslie stamped on Brit's c*ck.
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Reading this lot makes me ask was there ever a female 'Shakespeare? A great deal of inspiration and imagination going on here.
Reading this, makes one wonder why we don't have a resident psychologist
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Originally Posted by Jellybean
Pt 2...

From Leslie....

Cov, I'm horny and lazy and bored
I need a bad boy to show me his sword
All this sex talk has got me wishin'
A gorgeous stranger would make me his mission

From RT.....

I won't beg and plead
but i need those beads
Shout's Ray as he tumble's with Rumble
and they frolick and fumble

From JB.....

Well if it was left to JB she would be pulling worms,
yes she has them in all shapes and forms.
They come out at night when you are asleep,
no they will not come out if you peep.

Ahh Leslie just here there is a stranger,
but don't get him muddle with the real Lone Ranger.
He's shady, he's smooth, he is a real brut,
but I am sure he will really enjoy your fruit.

From Leslie....

You don't mean Brit? That mean old thug?
I could never shag someone so smug!
If I had my way the one tearing off my frock
Would be a little younger with a much harder cock

From JB.....

Ok Leslie but I think you are prude,
there is no reason for being so rude.
It is the smug ones, the mean old thugs,
that like to get their hands on our jugs.

From RT....

JB's down on the floor
begging rampant bunny for more
In anger she break's off rampant's head
and all because the batteries were dead

From Toontje...

fortunately I'm not that old
Or, at least, that's what I was told
So I still don't need my glasses
To see those bumpers of the lasses

From JB....

And Leslie by what do you put your rule of measure,
is it by yours or the others pleasure?
We know you like it hard and rough,
that's why this man eats from a trough.

Leslie I know you are wanton and wild,
and whatever you do it will never be mild.
So get out your whip and spank away,
it doesn't matter if he is gay.

From Cov......

JB! thats a mean accusation
You know that Ray is quite a sensation
In dreamy pink he'll wave his stick
Theres no doubting who's got the big Prick

Alas it's not the bumpers you feel,
Its the snake, as slippery as an eel
So you do require your Specs
and a healthy dose of Ex'lax.

Don't worry shouts out our Sam
I'll use my big two ton Ram
I'll charge em up so you can push
So hard that up his tosh.

From Toontje....

I was talking about the girls
With their hair all up in curls
And not about an expat lad
You'll never find one in my bed......

From Cov....

My error, I was clearly mistaken
I saw the wig and was somewhat shaken
Without doubt you don't like men
its clear you're a cock to a hen.

From JB......

Alas I am sorry but it has to be said,
that JB is tired and off to bed.
I have enjoyed partaking in your humour,
I wish we had of started it sooner.

But JB must have her beauty sleep,
before she gets in way too deep.
Don't worry my friends when JB arises,
she will indeed have more surprises.


xx

From Tomelina....

Good night, sleep tight...
Look out for the worms
exiting from where your shite
YOU ARE A GOD.

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From I_Love_JB....

Oh Beauty from Dubai, I hope you sleep tight
And will dream of me this coming night
Tomorrow you will rise and shine
I hope, one day you will be mine.

From Leslie....

Enough of these rhymes about me and Brit!
His wife is tough and won't stand for that shit!
I prefer a youngster of that you can bet
Just thinking about it gets my panties wet

From Toonje....

I'm younger than Brit
And that's about it
There's no more to say
Leslie! Take me away!

Writing poetry isn't easy
And more so if it's kinda sleezy
But the toughest poetry is that which
Has been written in a foreign language

THE END

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