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Jammy_Dodgers Apr 12th 2006 3:46 am

JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 
enjoy..


GUIDE TO SWEARING IN ARABIC:

GENERAL:
Allah Yela'an...(add name) May the Lord curse...(add name)
Kl zegg Eat shit
Shem et Duat Go to hell
Ayre feek **** you
Kuss mm-ak ya'arku shar mouteh **** you, mother ****er
Reh tak khara You smell like shit
Said bousak Shut your mouth
Rouh ya Ayr Get lost, you prick
Kara Ass
Tfoo ala wishak I spit in your face
(Inta) Ibn Al-Himar (You are ) a son of a donkey
(Itna) Ibn Al-Kalb (You are) a son of a canine/dog
Yabdulh Get away (lit. balls)
Wad al haram Bastard
Zift Idiot
Inta wihish You are ugly
Askut Shut up
In'al yomak Curse the day you were born
Kul khara we moot Eat shit and die
Elif air ab tizak A thousand dicks in your ass
Fatah Foreskin (considered a grave insult)

TO A MAN:
Yen 'aal deek ommack You're an idiot (to a male)
Inta khaywan Animal (to a man)
Inta shaz You are a pervert
Inta sharmoot You're a male whore
Inta humar You are a donkey (idiot: to a man)

TO A WOMAN:
Bedi ikhra aleki ya shloke I'll shit on you (to a female)
Khanzeera al matina Pig in the mud (to a woman)
Inti sharmoota You're a whore
Inti humara You are a donkey (idiot: to a woman)

RANDOM:
Surmayye a'raasac A shoe is on your head (bad insult in Arabic)
Yela'an sabe'a jad lak Damn your seventh grandfather
Rooh fi siteen alf dahya Get lost into 60,000 disasters
Laitohom ragado Wish your parents slept that night. (the night you were conceived)
Bala ya khumak May you get swept by a catastrophe
Ma fish Kahraba There is no electricity (Accompanied by an insulting gesture indicating stupidity: pointing to the head, implying that there is no power to that person's brain.)

SEX:
Bkem al lailah? How much is one night?
Mos eri Suck my dick
Aneechik I'll **** you
Hak arkab Come get ****ed
Aiza ta'mili hagat wiskha ma'aya? Would you like to do dirty things with me?
Ikla hudumak Take off your clothes
Aiyz temus? Would you like a blow job?
Takhi Bend over

Jammy_Dodgers Apr 12th 2006 3:48 am

Re: JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 
GUIDE TO SWEARING IN URDU!!!

GENERAL:
Maader chud Mother ****er
Rundi Slut
Kuteh ka bacha Son of a dog
Gandu Asshole
Manhoose You're stupid
Podi ka bacha Son of a pussy
Haramzada Bastard
Dalley ka bacha Son of a ****er
Kuti ka bacha Son of a bitch
Kutiya Bitch
Badchodiyaaan Bullshit
Bastra Bastard
Thoo bastra hai! You are a bastard!
Chutur ki shakl You look like an ass

RANDOM:
In hidayaat per amal kar:
1: Ghutnay per beth
2: Meri pent utaar
3: Apnaa moon khol
4: Mera lund lay moon main
5: Us ko choose
6: Phir mar jaa Follow these INSTRUCTIONS:
1: Get on your knees.
2: Unzip my pants.
3: Open your mouth.
4: Suck my cock.
5: Choke on it.
6: Die.

Teri maa ko kutay ka lun A dogs dick to your mom
Phat ke Haat me Aana To be tremendously scared
Teri maa ki kuss may gadha paadey A donkey farts in your mother's ass
Kisi-Harami-KI-Ghalti-Hai-Tu You are a blunder of some bastard.
Gaand pe Talvaar Rakhna To put a sword on one's ass (i.e. force someone to do something)
Teri maa ko sindbaad mei jaakar jhooloo pei aur Command/Conquer kheilte huwe chodoo I will **** your mother in Sindbaad Amusement Park's Rides and also **** her while playing Command/Conquer Red Alert.
Teri maa ki choot mei LakRi daaloonga, aur pinnochio paida karoonga I will put a stick in your mom's pussy causing the birth of Pinocchio

SEX:
Lund lai mera Suck my dick
Jaraqna Masturbate
Quwwat-e-Mardumi Sexual prowess
Jens Karna To ****
Lun pe char Climb on my dick
Randi baaz One who **** females a lot

Jammy_Dodgers Apr 12th 2006 3:50 am

Re: JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 
Comment 27 (Created 18/03/2006 at 14:10)

GUIDE TO SWEARING IN PUNJABI:

GENERAL:
Kutea di be Dog's child
Haramjada Bastard
Pra-chodh Brother ****er
Maachaud Mother****er
Behsharam Without shame
Tutti Shit
Tu kuti You bitch
Kuti ka bacha Son of a bitch
Behsharam Shameless
Ja chod maar **** off
Vamadoola Weirdo
Teri ma Yo momma

RANDOM:
Bhens ki aulaad Son of a buffalo
Kukkri-chod Chicken-shagger
Aake mere desi bund chaat Kiss my brown ass
Sai da lora Tramp's dick
Teri bebe nu das lagde meri lan chupan ley It takes ten dollars to **** your grandmother
Bacara ge bun mar, tu rami Go **** a sheep you bastard
Tuki kalay kutay kahn May black dogs eat you
Teri gaand mein kabootar da pankh A birds feather up your ass
Meray tuttaya de choowa noo kungi maar madarchod You mother****er, comb the hair on my balls.

YO MAMMA:
Teri Maa Dey chua ping naal ban key huthey ley Tie your mums pubes to a swing and ride on them
Twari maa di choot wich bengan pawa I'm gonna put an aubergine in your mum's pussy
Teri bund dukh dhi ya? Why is your ass hurting?
Twari maa di duddaya wichoo parseena di badboo Your mum has stinky sweaty tits
Twari maa di choot sey machli de badboo aayen Your mum has a stinky, fishy fanny.
Theri ma di bingi lund Your mother's crooked pussy
Keerian Teri Maa Di Phudi Vich Varjaan May ants infest your mother's pussy
Theri ma de lund naal gobi jamdi Cauliflower grows in your mom's dick
Teri ma dee gundi gatchi Your mom's dirty underwear

SEX:
Mai Teri Phudee Marna I'm going to **** you
Kutiey, there baap kohn ah? Bitch, who's your daddy?
Pudhi mari si ratthi? Did you **** some pussy last night?
Tuwadee Bundh witche lundh pawaa I will dress my cock in your arse



TO A MAN:
Motta rami Fat bastard (to male)

TO A WOMAN:
Rundi Slut
Kunjarie Slag
Tu kuti rami You bastard bitch
Motty rami Fat bastard (to female)

W10 Apr 12th 2006 4:23 am

Re: JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 

Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
enjoy..


GUIDE TO SWEARING IN ARABIC:
Kuss mm-ak ya'arku shar mouteh **** you, mother ****er

This is so wrong...

It's actually more of an insult as far as my limited knowledge goes.

Something like your mother is a pussy you are a whore

but I could be wrong.

NorthernLad Apr 12th 2006 4:36 am

Re: JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 
insultmonger.com? ;)

shoushou Apr 12th 2006 4:47 am

Re: JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 

Originally Posted by Jammy_Dodgers
enjoy..


GUIDE TO SWEARING IN ARABIC:

GENERAL:
Allah Yela'an...(add name) May the Lord curse...(add name)
Kl zegg Eat shit
Shem et Duat Go to hell
Ayre feek **** you
Kuss mm-ak ya'arku (yakhu sharmouta) shar mouteh **** you, mother ****er
Reh tak khara You smell like shit
Said (sedd bouzakk) bousak Shut your mouth
Rouh ya Ayr Get lost, you prick
Kara Ass (khara means shit)
Tfoo ala wishak I spit in your face
(Inta) Ibn Al-Himar (You are ) a son of a donkey
(Itna) Ibn Al-Kalb (You are) a son of a canine/dog
Yabdulh Get away (lit. balls) (havent heard this yet,nor will ever....)
Wad al haram Bastard
Zift Idiot
Inta wihish You are ugly
Askut Shut up
In'al yomak Curse the day you were born
Kul khara we moot Eat shit and die
Elif air ab tizak A thousand dicks in your ass
Fatah Foreskin (considered a grave insult) (Not this one as well....mabe in Egyptian arabic)

TO A MAN:
Yen 'aal deek ommack You're an idiot (to a male)
Inta khaywan(haywan) Animal (to a man)
Inta shaz You are a pervert
Inta sharmoot You're a male whore
Inta humar You are a donkey (idiot: to a man)

TO A WOMAN:
Bedi ikhra aleki ya shloke(shlikkeh) I'll shit on you (to a female)
Khanzeera al matina Pig in the mud (to a woman)
Inti sharmoota You're a whore
Inti humara You are a donkey (idiot: to a woman)

RANDOM:
Surmayye a'raasac A shoe is on your head (bad insult in Arabic)
Yela'an sabe'a jad lak Damn your seventh grandfather
Rooh fi siteen alf dahya Get lost into 60,000 disasters
Laitohom ragado Wish your parents slept that night. (the night you were conceived)
Bala ya khumak May you get swept by a catastrophe (brand new insult)
Ma fish Kahraba There is no electricity (Accompanied by an insulting gesture indicating stupidity: pointing to the head, implying that there is no power to that person's brain.)

SEX:
Bkem al lailah? How much is one night?
Mos eri(eyri) Suck my dick
Aneechik I'll **** you (khaleeji)
Hak(taal) arkab Come get ****ed
Aiza ta'mili hagat wiskha ma'aya? Would you like to do dirty things with me?
Ikla hudumak Take off your clothes (ishlah tyebakk,in lebanese)
Aiyz temusssssss? Would you like a blow job?
Takhi Bend over (Takhi????)

Just to add a touch....:D

shoushou Apr 12th 2006 4:49 am

Re: JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 

Originally Posted by W10
This is so wrong...

It's actually more of an insult as far as my limited knowledge goes.

Something like your mother is a pussy you are a whore

but I could be wrong.

It means : I will be in your mother's,you brother of a whore.... :D


Enough of the seriousness......:D

miss behave Apr 12th 2006 5:06 am

Re: JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 

Originally Posted by shoushou
It means : I will be in your mother's,you brother of a whore.... :D


Enough of the seriousness......:D

**** your mother you whore actually! this is a terrible thread - was amusing initially, but just turned to potty!

shoushou Apr 12th 2006 5:07 am

Re: JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 

Originally Posted by miss behave
**** your mother you whore actually! this is a terrible thread - was amusing initially, but just turned to potty!

How arabic are you???? :D

Malteser Apr 12th 2006 5:09 am

Re: JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 
My God all that swearing in arabic is soooooo similar to Malteser language :scared:

I had a swearasaurus somewhere..........

W10 Apr 12th 2006 5:34 am

Re: JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 

Originally Posted by miss behave
**** your mother you whore actually! this is a terrible thread - was amusing initially, but just turned to potty!

And where does Kuss come into play?

shoushou Apr 12th 2006 5:37 am

Re: JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 
Cous cous..... :D

W10 Apr 12th 2006 5:39 am

Re: JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 

Originally Posted by shoushou
Cous cous..... :D

My favourite dish :D

NB: This thread is disgusting :eek:

shoushou Apr 12th 2006 5:42 am

Re: JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 

Originally Posted by W10
My favourite dish :D

NB: This thread is disgusting :eek:

Aye....Too much body parts.....
Take it to the judge.....:D

Jammy_Dodgers Apr 12th 2006 8:51 pm

Re: JD's Guide to learning arabic.
 
This thread disgusting!!???


Tis nothing compared to the treads of old.!!!!

where are all the old faces ???????????

JD.


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