Face81

it struck me whilst i was doing some reading this AM....... It just hit me..... wham! and i cudnt stop laughing and then everything fell into place!


CLASSIC M8! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Face81

fine..... here is the truth.........

these are my ALL TIME TOP 3 babes that I wud kill to date:

3) Cat Deely

2) Rachel Stevens

1) Jennifer Garner!!!!!!

So now u know!!!!

if anyone can spare their contact info, i will.... errrrrr......... give u karma..... blind dates are even better!!!!! hehe

shiva

thx folks, running around doing last minute bits but the good news is got everything in the case even the sink...... well it bulges a bit and is a right sod to close but hey its only got to last 7 odd hours wooo hooo here i come .
wont be on much for a while but should see all on thurs next for pints and laughs.
cheers again all
chris

shiva

forgot thx for the k ,, i now need 9 more points for another box yipee lol

Perfumdiva1

Good luck and bon voyage

Hear Aberdeen is bloody baltic...

Enjoy enjoy enjoy

Elaine

novita77

Shiva,
Received a karma from you. But why written for Lassie??? I am sure u know my name...

shiva

lol of course i do, but its scottish for girl/woman in a nice way, so all female recipients of my k get the word lassie or just lass.
ok lass?
take care lassie
shiva

novita77

oh ok.... i understand now. Thank you, will karma u back. Hope u enjoy the sun in Dubai.

joseph.creative

are u sure ur not into beastiality?

novita77

What the hell is that Joe?

Face81

well we all hope that u have a safe trip and that Dubai is all u dreamed it wud be!

thought I wud chalk out ur flight path:



I even e-mailed the Scottish Information Ministry to ask for a farewell pic for u, but they sent me this instead:


think they misunderstood what I asked for....what do u think? lolololololol

Truth Speak

Novita - have u heard of Rolf Harris - he sings a nice song about bestiality - u will understand all after listening!!

shiva

thats it my bags are packed and im ready to go....... shit what have i forgotten..... hmmmmm bound to be something realy important....
anyway thx to everybody and ill see you on the other side

im off, out of here, gone, had enough...... tony and his cronies can whistle for my tax now.......



friday lunchtime
im leaving on a jet plane,
my bags arent packed
and im not ready to go,
im standing quite far away from the door (due to the bloody draft),
already im so lonesome i could go out drinking (gotta leave the wife behind at first).
im leaving on a jet plane, cause i cant stand
my country anymore......

thats gota be worth some travelling karma ???

me and the uk are going to be no more,, we've both decided that a seperation will do our relationship some good, weve had some good times but mostly cold and miserable so im off..

so long and thx for all the threads.....




in a galaxy far far away, an internet connection awaits the arrival of shiva..
the evil empire of trolls has gotten out of hand and the alliance of goodies is needed to put an end to their constant irritations.......

coming soon to a pc near you........part 2 the return of the scotsman...
and this time he's an expat again....

Face81

and how many bags wud that be with that minute baggage allowance, eh?

and I knew there was a good reason to call u Dr. Evil! trolls indeed.... ur chav kindom awaits its new leader! hahahahahahaha

shiva

suitcase 1 of
flight bag 1 of
laptop case 1 of

net trolls...see thelounge and why am i evil....?