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Oct 20th 2004, 6:29 am
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I love this ... check it out ... hehehe
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of
the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
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1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light
at
night
When we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when
we
don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
People are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
Stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly
love".
5) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at
the
same time."
6) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his
father
didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his
mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of
the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of
the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
================================================== ========================
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon". Teacher : "Why?" Pupil : "The moon gives us light
at
night
When we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when
we
don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
People are no longer interested?" Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
Stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?" Student : "Brotherly
love".
5) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" One
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at
the
same time."
6) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his
father
didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
Oct 20th 2004, 11:30 am
#2
**** it we'll do it live
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Re: I love this ... check it out ... hehehe
yup some pretty funny ones 
