The hose pipe??
Dec 13th 2007, 3:17 pm
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The hose pipe??
Given i'm in Dubai I wasn't suprised to see the 'hose pipe' adjacent to me when i'm doing some of my best work.
However, i have now experienced toilets where there is ONLY the hose pipe! Luckily i realised this in time and have managed to delay my plans.
Is it a case of carrying small packs of tissue with you at all times? I'm not ready to shove a communal hose pipe in a bodily cavity yet!
Hose pipes - please discuss.........
However, i have now experienced toilets where there is ONLY the hose pipe! Luckily i realised this in time and have managed to delay my plans.
Is it a case of carrying small packs of tissue with you at all times? I'm not ready to shove a communal hose pipe in a bodily cavity yet!
Hose pipes - please discuss.........
Dec 13th 2007, 3:32 pm
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Re: The hose pipe??
Given i'm in Dubai I wasn't suprised to see the 'hose pipe' adjacent to me when i'm doing some of my best work.
However, i have now experienced toilets where there is ONLY the hose pipe! Luckily i realised this in time and have managed to delay my plans.
Is it a case of carrying small packs of tissue with you at all times? I'm not ready to shove a communal hose pipe in a bodily cavity yet!
Hose pipes - please discuss.........
However, i have now experienced toilets where there is ONLY the hose pipe! Luckily i realised this in time and have managed to delay my plans.
Is it a case of carrying small packs of tissue with you at all times? I'm not ready to shove a communal hose pipe in a bodily cavity yet!
Hose pipes - please discuss.........
MM, xx
Dec 13th 2007, 3:37 pm
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Re: The hose pipe??
I've never seen one either, just the hole in the floor type... and they're not hose pipes... they are swishy things.
Dec 13th 2007, 3:43 pm
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Re: The hose pipe??
Given i'm in Dubai I wasn't suprised to see the 'hose pipe' adjacent to me when i'm doing some of my best work.
However, i have now experienced toilets where there is ONLY the hose pipe! Luckily i realised this in time and have managed to delay my plans.
Is it a case of carrying small packs of tissue with you at all times? I'm not ready to shove a communal hose pipe in a bodily cavity yet!
Hose pipes - please discuss.........
However, i have now experienced toilets where there is ONLY the hose pipe! Luckily i realised this in time and have managed to delay my plans.
Is it a case of carrying small packs of tissue with you at all times? I'm not ready to shove a communal hose pipe in a bodily cavity yet!
Hose pipes - please discuss.........
not sure about the only hose pipe....do you mean the French type hole in the ground, or just that there is no paper....
Dec 13th 2007, 8:07 pm
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Re: The hose pipe??
Do you wear disposable gloves when you go into the toilet? Or do you just not touch anything at all with any part of your body?
Mate, by simply closing and locking the door of the bog, you're coming into contact with more traces of other people's pee and poo than you will by using the arse blaster. The whole point is that you *don't* shove the pipe into your bum, you hold it away and let the water pressure clean your ring. The only thing that's touching your body is water.
Think about it - if you use paper, then you've got to shove your hand right up your crack in between taking clean sheets. Inevitably, no matter how careful you are, there are going to be invisible poo traces all over the average bog roll dispenser. If you use the gun, on the other hand, your hands don't have to go anywhere near the target area.
Personally, I think the hoses are great - much more hygienic than paper, and there's never any danger of push-through due to cheap bog roll. The arse gun is definitely one of the benefits of life in Dubai, and I genuinely miss it when I'm out of the country and have to use paper again.
Mate, by simply closing and locking the door of the bog, you're coming into contact with more traces of other people's pee and poo than you will by using the arse blaster. The whole point is that you *don't* shove the pipe into your bum, you hold it away and let the water pressure clean your ring. The only thing that's touching your body is water.
Think about it - if you use paper, then you've got to shove your hand right up your crack in between taking clean sheets. Inevitably, no matter how careful you are, there are going to be invisible poo traces all over the average bog roll dispenser. If you use the gun, on the other hand, your hands don't have to go anywhere near the target area.
Personally, I think the hoses are great - much more hygienic than paper, and there's never any danger of push-through due to cheap bog roll. The arse gun is definitely one of the benefits of life in Dubai, and I genuinely miss it when I'm out of the country and have to use paper again.
Last edited by Eeyore; Dec 13th 2007 at 8:11 pm.
Dec 13th 2007, 8:27 pm
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Re: The hose pipe??
Do you wear disposable gloves when you go into the toilet? Or do you just not touch anything at all with any part of your body?
Mate, by simply closing and locking the door of the bog, you're coming into contact with more traces of other people's pee and poo than you will by using the arse blaster. The whole point is that you *don't* shove the pipe into your bum, you hold it away and let the water pressure clean your ring. The only thing that's touching your body is water.
Think about it - if you use paper, then you've got to shove your hand right up your crack in between taking clean sheets. Inevitably, no matter how careful you are, there are going to be invisible poo traces all over the average bog roll dispenser. If you use the gun, on the other hand, your hands don't have to go anywhere near the target area.
Personally, I think the hoses are great - much more hygienic than paper, and there's never any danger of push-through due to cheap bog roll. The arse gun is definitely one of the benefits of life in Dubai, and I genuinely miss it when I'm out of the country and have to use paper again.
Mate, by simply closing and locking the door of the bog, you're coming into contact with more traces of other people's pee and poo than you will by using the arse blaster. The whole point is that you *don't* shove the pipe into your bum, you hold it away and let the water pressure clean your ring. The only thing that's touching your body is water.
Think about it - if you use paper, then you've got to shove your hand right up your crack in between taking clean sheets. Inevitably, no matter how careful you are, there are going to be invisible poo traces all over the average bog roll dispenser. If you use the gun, on the other hand, your hands don't have to go anywhere near the target area.
Personally, I think the hoses are great - much more hygienic than paper, and there's never any danger of push-through due to cheap bog roll. The arse gun is definitely one of the benefits of life in Dubai, and I genuinely miss it when I'm out of the country and have to use paper again.
Have the hose pipe installed in my house in the US, got a few confused looks from the people installing it...they probably had no clue what it is for!
Dec 14th 2007, 12:21 am
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Re: The hose pipe??
Do you wear disposable gloves when you go into the toilet? Or do you just not touch anything at all with any part of your body?
Mate, by simply closing and locking the door of the bog, you're coming into contact with more traces of other people's pee and poo than you will by using the arse blaster. The whole point is that you *don't* shove the pipe into your bum, you hold it away and let the water pressure clean your ring. The only thing that's touching your body is water.
Think about it - if you use paper, then you've got to shove your hand right up your crack in between taking clean sheets. Inevitably, no matter how careful you are, there are going to be invisible poo traces all over the average bog roll dispenser. If you use the gun, on the other hand, your hands don't have to go anywhere near the target area.
Personally, I think the hoses are great - much more hygienic than paper, and there's never any danger of push-through due to cheap bog roll. The arse gun is definitely one of the benefits of life in Dubai, and I genuinely miss it when I'm out of the country and have to use paper again.
Mate, by simply closing and locking the door of the bog, you're coming into contact with more traces of other people's pee and poo than you will by using the arse blaster. The whole point is that you *don't* shove the pipe into your bum, you hold it away and let the water pressure clean your ring. The only thing that's touching your body is water.
Think about it - if you use paper, then you've got to shove your hand right up your crack in between taking clean sheets. Inevitably, no matter how careful you are, there are going to be invisible poo traces all over the average bog roll dispenser. If you use the gun, on the other hand, your hands don't have to go anywhere near the target area.
Personally, I think the hoses are great - much more hygienic than paper, and there's never any danger of push-through due to cheap bog roll. The arse gun is definitely one of the benefits of life in Dubai, and I genuinely miss it when I'm out of the country and have to use paper again.
Dec 14th 2007, 6:03 am
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Re: The hose pipe??
I agree with you.. and its not just because they use the hose or wash frequently, its other things too..
Dec 14th 2007, 6:56 am
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Re: The hose pipe??
I thought this was going to be about a hose pipe ban. Sorry I opened it now!!!
Dec 14th 2007, 7:02 am
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Re: The hose pipe??
I tried the hose pipe in Qatar once and ended up spraying water all over my trousers...never again, except in an absolute emergency.
